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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3487
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Zafrina15 : Hi. I go by Zafrina on FML, though it's not my real name-just a way to stay anonymous. I am very opinionated so don't expect me to be nice. I try my hardest not to be harsh but if you're stupid then, well.. no promises ;)
I may very well be famous one day.. no telling for what, could be anything.. acting, singing, writing..anything's possible. I wish all my fellow FML readers to have a good day.. but not too good. Afterall, FMLs don't come from happy days :)
By the way, my profile picture is awesome..just saying :D

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Today, at work I got an urgent message from my boyfriend that there was an emergency and I should come home immediately. I took my last personal day of the month and drove the half-hour home. The emergency? The cat had vomited on the comforter. FML

#17901158
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26142) - you deserved it (3109)

On 10/04/2011 at 12:48am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was denied a waitressing job at a local diner I have been going to for years. Due to the fact that my name is Julia. They already have a waitress there named Julie. Apparently, I would "create too much confusion." FML

#17900400
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25755) - you deserved it (2117)

On 10/03/2011 at 11:22pm - work - by Julia (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I came back home to find that my house had been robbed, one week after my neighbors. I was walking around my neighborhood to see if anything was suspicious, and discovered that my neighbors had put up a sign, reading: "Rob the neighbors, THEY don't have a security system." FML

#17893570
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31892) - you deserved it (2806)

On 10/03/2011 at 2:08am - misc - by TheAnnoyedNeighbor - United States (New York)

Today, after reading about seduction techniques, I wore shades and a brightly colored shirt to a club to attract female attention. However, the sunglasses rendered me almost blind, and I tripped over a step, crashed into tables, and thanks to the shirt, everyone saw it happen in glorious technicolor. FML

#17891002
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8557) - you deserved it (39967)

On 10/02/2011 at 9:34pm - misc - by hardtoignore - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky. She got my cock out, stopped, and told me it looked like "Rufus the naked mole rat." She spent the next 20 minutes showing me pictures, describing in detail why they looked similar, and laughing. FML

#17889582
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33966) - you deserved it (4295)

On 10/02/2011 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by rufusthepenis - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, while I was on the up escalator, a small woman in front of me farted directly into my face. FML

#17884262
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30990) - you deserved it (2986)

On 10/02/2011 at 2:36am - misc - by Emmy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got mad at my 4 year old son for cussing me out. Afterwards, I went upstairs to get ready for the day. When I came back downstairs I found him pooping on my brand new leather couch. FML

#17880683
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27118) - you deserved it (10619)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:10pm - kids - by kewtness_17 - United States (Texas)

Today, at football practice, a 200lb lineman ended up landing on my stomach. The weight made me shit myself. My new nickname is "Muddbutt". FML

#17880531
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31736) - you deserved it (4180)

On 10/01/2011 at 6:45pm - misc - by FirstStringQB - United States (California)

Today, I gave a man a cigarette. He spent the rest of the day so far following me around, telling me all about his medical history, and chasing after me when I got too far away. I couldn't get rid of him for hours. FML

#17878536
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21525) - you deserved it (7352)

On 10/01/2011 at 12:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I used a public restroom with very shiny floors. So shiny, in fact, that I could see a clear reflection of the person in the next stall. I'm pretty sure they could see me too. FML

#17877731
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27361) - you deserved it (2601)

On 10/01/2011 at 10:18am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML

#17877097
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24430) - you deserved it (5487)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:44am - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I was giving an anti-drugs speech to a group of ninth graders. I got onto the topic of trafficking from problem countries and asked a student to point out Mexico City on a map. He hesitated a few seconds before pointing at Canada. What the hell has the education system come to? FML

#17874852
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29709) - you deserved it (2932)

On 09/30/2011 at 10:55pm - kids - by jesus christ - United States

Today, my boyfriend still couldn't work out where my clitoris is. It's RIGHT THERE, you idiot. I've pointed it out, but each time it's like he needs a compass and a map or something. FML

#17847323
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35385) - you deserved it (11720)

On 09/27/2011 at 11:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, our electric horse fence broke. I turned it off so I could fix it. As I was grabbing the fence, my brother thought it would be hilarious to turn the fence back on. FML

#17766794
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27585) - you deserved it (2949)

On 09/17/2011 at 7:42pm - animals - by ouch (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I thought I might need some anger-management classes, after I punched a hole in a kitchen cabinet when my dog wouldn't stop yapping every time the rooster my neighbors just got made a noise. FML

#17518682
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10012) - you deserved it (24719)

On 08/19/2011 at 11:08am - animals - by Anonymous - United States



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