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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3483
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Zafrina15 : Hi. I go by Zafrina on FML, though it's not my real name-just a way to stay anonymous. I am very opinionated so don't expect me to be nice. I try my hardest not to be harsh but if you're stupid then, well.. no promises ;)
I may very well be famous one day.. no telling for what, could be anything.. acting, singing, writing..anything's possible. I wish all my fellow FML readers to have a good day.. but not too good. Afterall, FMLs don't come from happy days :)
By the way, my profile picture is awesome..just saying :D

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Today, I ate a bowl of my girlfriend's homemade chili. She went a little heavy on the spices, but I ate it anyway. An hour later, I can now say that if it burns going in, it will explode coming out your rear. FML

#18038631
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25393) - you deserved it (4120)

On 10/21/2011 at 1:19pm - health - by DMStarsky - United States (Texas)

Today, I was just about to sit down to watch my favorite TV show when my dog jumped over the back of my couch, landed on my head and tried to jump through the window. I now have concussion and a window to replace, all because of a bird. FML

#18038155
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24376) - you deserved it (2793)

On 10/21/2011 at 11:35am - animals - by Mr.P - United States (Minnesota)

Today, still suffering from an eye infection, I received a customer complaint. Having red eyes, asking how a patron's day went, and thanking them as they left my register obviously means that I must be stoned out of my mind. Apparently I've moved to a city where you must be on drugs if you're nice. FML

#18037491
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24806) - you deserved it (2130)

On 10/21/2011 at 8:10am - work - by Customer Stonage Representative - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to the store with my girlfriend. She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books. It wasn't until the manager shot me a weird look that I realized I'd wandered down too far and was looking at bridal magazines, holding tampons, dog treats, and hair spray. FML

#18036451
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23892) - you deserved it (4332)

On 10/21/2011 at 1:42am - animals - by Dv0829 - United States (Utah)

Today, my roomie had guests over. I didn't feel like socializing, but I really had to piss. So I pissed in the plant in my room, spilled half of it, mopped it up with an old shirt, and went to bed. FML

#18036176
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6891) - you deserved it (48781)

On 10/21/2011 at 12:57am - misc - by crankg - United States (Ohio)

Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML

#18030878
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31827) - you deserved it (6033)

On 10/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Meath)

Today, I went to the doctor for a physical. I've been sitting in the doctor's bathroom for 10 minutes now, trying to think of how to tell him I accidentally tripped and spilled my urine sample on the carpet. FML

#18030008
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25484) - you deserved it (4314)

On 10/20/2011 at 8:04am - health - by socal000 (man) - United States

Today, it was our 5th anniversary, so I decided to play a little joke on my girlfriend. Before I gave her the real present, an engagement ring, I gave her a gift-wrapped rolling pin instead. I ended up in the hospital. FML

#18029483
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26743) - you deserved it (17733)

On 10/20/2011 at 4:26am - love - by Awie (man) - Austria (Wien)

Today, I needed to buy a new crash-helmet. I went to the motorbike shop and saw one I liked the look of. It was a bit of a tight fit, and I got my head stuck in it. I had to get the guy behind the counter to help me pull it off. My ears are still numb. FML

#18028228
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17497) - you deserved it (8085)

On 10/20/2011 at 12:05am - misc - by Helmet (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

#18013165
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18340) - you deserved it (37117)

On 10/18/2011 at 2:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was watching my cousin shoot at targets on hay bales with his plastic pellet BB gun. After my sister asked him if it would hurt to be shot with one, my cousin smiled at her and said, "Ask your sister" as he shot me in the leg. I think my screaming was obvious enough. It hurts. FML

#17995977
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26906) - you deserved it (2871)

On 10/16/2011 at 3:06am - misc - by ThanksChris (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, it turns out that my hairy feet are the most memorable part about me. My family's named me "the hobbit". FML

#17991756
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22127) - you deserved it (3715)

On 10/15/2011 at 6:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had to take my son to the emergency room for shooting himself in the ass with a BB gun. FML

#17989700
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27130) - you deserved it (4627)

On 10/15/2011 at 1:05pm - kids - by myfamilyisodd (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML

#17967494
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27404) - you deserved it (2482)

On 10/12/2011 at 1:55pm - misc - by Lauren - United Kingdom

Today, my upstairs neighbor was leaving the parking lot, and stopped to wave. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that she was saying goodbye to her cat, who was sitting in the window. FML

#17966931
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21153) - you deserved it (3163)

On 10/12/2011 at 11:41am - animals - by octoberrain - United States



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