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About Zafrina15 : Hi. I go by Zafrina on FML, though it's not my real name-just a way to stay anonymous. I am very opinionated so don't expect me to be nice. I try my hardest not to be harsh but if you're stupid then, well.. no promises ;)
I may very well be famous one day.. no telling for what, could be anything.. acting, singing, writing..anything's possible. I wish all my fellow FML readers to have a good day.. but not too good. Afterall, FMLs don't come from happy days :)
By the way, my profile picture is awesome..just saying :D
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Today, and all day, I was forced to listen to one of the kids in my apartment building play their recorder loudly and horribly. She started over whenever she missed a note. I was sick, was getting a migraine from it, and couldn't ask her to stop without her mom yelling at me. FML
Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML
Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML
Today, my daughter in law sent me another romantic text that was meant for her husband. Not only can't she spell for shit, the clichés she uses are horrifyingly embarrassing. The fact this keeps happening makes me want to slam her head in the oven. FML
Today, I was watching wrestling videos on YouTube, when my little brother walked in. Later, my little brother told my parents that I was watching naked men on my computer. They won't stop thinking that I was watching gay porn. FML
Monday 1 September 2014