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Zach99999

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Zach99999

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 January 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 103
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Zach99999 : Hey I'm a friendly guy who loves meeting new people so message me if you want to talk or anything. My fav music is deathcore, country, and dubstep. I have 5 dogs, who's names are Gizmo, Ursula, Cocoa, Junior, And Diamond. That's enough on here so if you want to get to know me a little better message me. c:

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Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML



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  • Everybody's talking about Ebola at the moment. I have trouble keeping up with the latest trends. I'm going to wait until Christmas and see what special offers turn up in the shops, under funky new names…

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