About Zach99999 : Hey I'm a friendly guy who loves meeting new people so message me if you want to talk or anything. My fav music is deathcore, country, and dubstep. I have 5 dogs, who's names are Gizmo, Ursula, Cocoa, Junior, And Diamond. That's enough on here so if you want to get to know me a little better message me. c:
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Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML
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