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Zabrielle
  • Town/Country : Québec, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 August 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 563
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Zabrielle : I don't know what to say about me so I wont say anything. =)
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Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27798) - you deserved it (5040)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34822) - you deserved it (30431)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)



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