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  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 November 1990 (25 years)
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Today, I found out that my wife of 12 years has slept with the workmen we've had working on our long term building project. They call her the "quickie queen". FML


I agree, your life sucks (60368) - you deserved it (4711)

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