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ZPyRoGoDz
  • Town/Country : Chicago, U.S.Anarchy
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 April 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 839
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 2 confirmed out of 7 posted

About ZPyRoGoDz : Unlucky at sometimes, but god damn it's funny

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Today, I got to my apartment early after being out really late the night before. Maybe next time I should call ahead of time so that my roommate has time to sneak my girlfriend out of his bedroom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34061) - you deserved it (1850)

On 11/02/2009 at 6:05am - love - by ZPyRoGoDz (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked why, she replied with "You don't go out anymore. All you do is lay in bed." I've had the flu for the past week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26196) - you deserved it (1500)

On 10/30/2009 at 2:25am - love - by ZPyRoGoDz (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was sitting on my boyfriends lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each others company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13432) - you deserved it (2923)

On 09/08/2009 at 9:26pm - intimacy - by awkwardbf (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I noticed my wife makes more satisfied groans when she's taking a big dump than she does when we make love. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16313) - you deserved it (4499)

On 09/02/2009 at 1:56am - intimacy - by turdburger (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend and I were starting to get in the mood. I get on top of him, lean down to kiss him, and he begins to laugh. Puzzled, I ask him why. He tells me that when I'm naked and on top of him, I remind him of a cow, with 'udders' . Offended, I go to get off. 'No no' he protests, 'a SEXY cow'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24811) - you deserved it (3332)

On 08/30/2009 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by sigh (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)



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