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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 367
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML


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