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Yuuki_chan

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 May 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1107
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Yuuki_chan : Not much to say about me. I like neon colored things, metalcore music, and anime. That's about it.

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Visits<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:45pm<b>TheZarola</b> - the 09/29/2010 at 4:42pm<b>JustSoLost</b> - the 03/11/2010 at 9:27pm<b>BaBiiSpAnKy821</b> - the 12/19/2009 at 9:58pm<b>the_deuce</b> - the 09/15/2009 at 12:22pm<b>Daaniellee1234</b> - the 09/08/2009 at 11:54pm<b>jc21</b> - the 09/01/2009 at 5:50pm<b>Yaridovich23</b> - the 08/31/2009 at 2:57pm<b>wtfismyfml</b> - the 08/31/2009 at 10:13am<b>epic_name</b> - the 08/21/2009 at 7:34pm<b>J4M3Z</b> - the 08/08/2009 at 7:18pm

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Yuuki_chan's favorite FMLs

Today, I emailed my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However, I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume, created for an English class project. Some of my former jobs included being a certified gangster, as well as the former president of Canada. FML

#15334821
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15477) - you deserved it (46741)

On 03/16/2011 at 9:01am - work - by Almostfunny (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML

#15243539
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32303) - you deserved it (7005)

On 03/08/2011 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

#14835077
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69538) - you deserved it (6556)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend told me the thing that gets him really horny. Apple sauce. FML

#14786538
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29461) - you deserved it (5174)

On 01/31/2011 at 10:47am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, I was released from jail. I had helped a three year old girl get up after falling on a wet floor at the mall last night when the security guards tasered me. Only this morning did they tell me they had mistaken me for a child molester that looks a little bit like me. FML

#14710569
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41487) - you deserved it (3095)

On 01/25/2011 at 4:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to see "Black Swan" with my parents, not realizing that it was basically a porno. So I sat next to my dad while Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman had passionate lesbian sex on a twenty foot screen. And I'm pretty sure I heard the old guy behind us jacking off. FML

#14689182
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34600) - you deserved it (6398)

On 01/23/2011 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist pumping. We hit a bump, I fist pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML

#7803778
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10426) - you deserved it (47572)

On 02/02/2010 at 12:51am - misc - by wolfpacking - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML

#7711889
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16044) - you deserved it (74911)

On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my dad thought it'd be funny to put an Edward Cullen cutout behind my car as I backed it out the garage to see my reaction. Oh it was funny alright, except I was so scared that when I saw him through the mirror I reacted by stepping on the gas. We now have half a garage door. FML

#7605430
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22316) - you deserved it (7719)

On 01/27/2010 at 1:21am - misc - by garage - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

#7483362
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9459) - you deserved it (98756)

On 01/21/2010 at 8:18pm - love - by heartbroken (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a man I don't know came up to me and started screaming about how "all you damn Mexicans were stealing American's jobs" and he stormed off. I'm Native American, and I'm pretty sure we've been here longer. FML

#7482237
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49350) - you deserved it (3929)

On 01/21/2010 at 7:45pm - misc - by hardtotell (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML

#7442333
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34350) - you deserved it (7331)

On 01/19/2010 at 7:03pm - misc - by snorlax (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I had the weekend all to ourselves. On the second day, we finally got intimate, with me doing all she asked of her. In return for hard-work, she took my meat in her hand and started making lightsaber noises, before pronouncing "I don't see why people like it so much." FML

#5876001
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17265) - you deserved it (2916)

On 10/18/2009 at 7:29am - intimacy - by Ignitingmylightsaber (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML

#5839185
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24497) - you deserved it (4540)

On 10/15/2009 at 2:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was listening to music, talking to a boy I like on MSN. He asked if I could share the song I was listening to, so I did. It wasn't until I had shared and fully transferred it did I realise it was actually the fake radio show I record on my own, in a phoney Australian accent. All 6 minutes of it. FML

#5830310
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7977) - you deserved it (32974)

On 10/14/2009 at 4:19pm - love - by LasagnaRawks (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)



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