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Yum_Sushi
  • Town/Country : Spokane
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 June 1982 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 589
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was mowing the lawn of my brand new house, located in a very nice neighborhood (I am a hispanic male), and a lady in her nice white cadillac drove up and asked me, in extremely broken spanish, if I could mow her lawn too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (95632) - you deserved it (6387)

On 03/28/2009 at 4:17pm - misc - by Michaelichael (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do you do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed and started to laugh. She was asking where I worked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55849) - you deserved it (35609)

On 03/16/2009 at 12:39am - intimacy - by whatdoyoudo (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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