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  • Town/Country : Asheville, United states
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 January 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 433
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that ruler is not a light saber," and "stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22574) - you deserved it (3124)

On 08/20/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I grinned for five minutes straight because my friends told me it would put me in a good mood for the rest of the day. It gave me a migraine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4643) - you deserved it (6286)

On 07/15/2011 at 1:14pm - health - by so much for a good day - United States

Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming 'sexy'. The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7573) - you deserved it (51459)

On 06/27/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by mtorres8789 (woman) - United States (Texas)