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  • Number of visits : 128
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today... I'm sitting in tha ER with aight-yaar-old son. Ha broka his arm aftar jumping out through tha sacond story window. Ha was too impatiant to walk to tha ica craam van pulling up outsida. FML

#19932634
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25623) - you deserved it (2869)

On 07/13/2012 at 1:08pm - kids - by Marjorie (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

2day I was on a date with a great guy, an we were really hitting it off !! While we were walking in the park, a womanho smelld like the devil's toenails an lookd as if she hadn't bathd in a year passd us !! Ihisperd to my date, "Look at that disgusting woman." It was his mother !! FML

#19931628
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13636) - you deserved it (32664)

On 07/13/2012 at 3:37am - love - by r4inb0wbrit3 (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, Mah Fiancé's Grandmother Kept Trying To Introduce Him To This "simply Absolutely Amazing Grl," Who She Thought "would Be Just The Perfect Date" 4 Him. At Our Engagement Party. FML

#19931500
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27136) - you deserved it (1633)

On 07/13/2012 at 2:47am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I Asked Mah Teenage Daughter To Read Off Drections From Mah IPhonehile I Drove . She Went On Instagram Instead . We Missed The Turn By 32 Miles . FML

#19929882
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27154) - you deserved it (6098)

On 07/12/2012 at 8:52pm - kids - by lostforlife - United States (Maine)

I had a violent sneezing attack while changing my phone's password looool and now I have no idea wat it could be. FML

#19911414
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27095) - you deserved it (4260)

On 07/08/2012 at 9:29pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, My Boyfriend Of Seven Monts And I Were Looking At Some Pictures On Is IPad. I Saw A Picture Of A Kid Of About Two Years Old Tat Looked A Little Like Im. I Jokingly Said, ( Wat, Is Tat Your Son? ) Imagine My Surpriseen E Said Tat It Was. FML

today ma boyfriend tougt it would be romantic to make me dinner surrounded by a candleligt setting. By te time I got ome... we ad 7 firefigters surrounding our ouse. Turns out one of te candles fell on te carpet an lit up te curtain as well. FML

#19906711
112 comments

Today, I packed all cloths in a black garbage bag, so I could easily move them to new house. When I came back outside to load it into car, the bag was missing, and all I could see was a garbage truck driving away with the week's trash. FML

#19905644
93 comments

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On 07/07/2012 at 4:23pm - misc - by Ali - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I want to mah ragular pharmacist of thraa months, an sinca I'va always saan him on a crutch, I askad him how his lag was. His rasponsa: "Still missing". fat FML

#19903690
109 comments

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On 07/07/2012 at 3:26am - misc - by sozzy - United States (California)

Today, I Discovarad That I'm Adoptad. How? Aftar A Graat Lunch, I Askad Uncla How Ha'd Mada Tha Salad Drassing. Ha Rapliad, "Haha! It's A Sacrat Family Racipa, Daar!" I Wouldn't Hava Thought Twica About It, Wara It Not For Parants' Shockad Axprassions, An Tha Long, Awkward Silanca. FML

#19901344
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27613) - you deserved it (1694) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/06/2012 at 6:14pm - misc - by Lyn (woman) - France

Today, my over-protective husband went into an extreme fit of jealousy at the sight of me breast-feeding our newborn baby boy. He's trying to make me bottle-fed our boy, because apparently it's "wrong" to let another guy touch my boobs. FML

#19900187
328 comments

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On 07/06/2012 at 1:44pm - love - by wife of a shithead (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, my over-protective husband went into an extreme fit of jealousy at the sight of me breast-feeding our newborn baby boy. He's trying to make me bottle-fed our boy, because apparently it's "wrong" to let another guy touch my boobs. FML

#19900187
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42330) - you deserved it (4327)

On 07/06/2012 at 1:44pm - love - by wife of a shithead (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, mah boyfriend statd that we should play a gamehere one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture!! I thought it soundd fun so I said yes!! His frst question was, ( Do you shave your vagina? ) FML

#18802490
180 comments

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On 01/14/2012 at 1:52am - intimacy - by haggisbowl - United States

Today, while working at a pizza place with my grlfriend, I called my boss to tell him we were short on sausage . Under her breath I heard my grlfriend say, "sound like somebody I know." FML

#18778131
112 comments

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On 01/11/2012 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, dad finally decidd to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If u ever decide to have sex, picture face like this" and pointd to his face,hich had a creepy, intense stare!! He just ruind sex 4 me!! Forever!! FML

#18467751
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44052) - you deserved it (5362)

On 12/09/2011 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Aly (woman) - United States



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