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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 August 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 10497
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About YouAreRidiculous : Life is all about respect, love, and family; the traditional way.

.. and thank God for hockey, techno, and being able to breathe.

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2DAY I WROTE A NOTE FOR MAH CRUSH OF 2 YEARS, EXPRESSING ALL MAH FEELINGS FOR HIM SIGNED IT AS ( FOREVER YUR LOVER ) THEN I SLIPPED IT INTO HIS LOCKER. LATER THAT DAY, HE WALKED BACK UP TO ME, TOSSED THE NOTE AT ME AND SAID ( YOU KNOW I RECOGNIZE YUR HANDWRITING, RIGHT? ) FML

#4865641
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40676) - you deserved it (27762)

On 08/27/2009 at 7:00pm - love - by fmynote (woman) - United States (Arizona)

YESTERDAY, I WAS HAVING SEX WITH MAH HUSBAND. AS I WAS UNDRESSING, HE SAID, "ARR, I SPY ME SOME BOOTY!" I LET IT GO, I'M USD TO HIS EMBARASSING PIRATE TALK. BUT AS HE ORGASMD, HE SCREAMD, "I'VE FOUND THE BURIED TREASURE!" MY NEIGHBORS HEARD IN THE APARTMENT NEXT DOOR AND CALLD TO LET ME KNOW. FML

#4361327
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49820) - you deserved it (6449)

On 08/07/2009 at 1:39pm - intimacy - by piratequeen (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, it was brthday. The only call I receivd was from stalker, who sang happy brthday with a japanese accent an askd if he could be "special present". FML

#4293059
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47952) - you deserved it (3196)

On 08/04/2009 at 9:33pm - misc - by andi0804 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, it was brthday. The only call I receivd was from stalker, who sang happy brthday with a japanese accent an askd if he could be "special present". FML

#4293059
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47952) - you deserved it (3196)

On 08/04/2009 at 9:33pm - misc - by andi0804 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I was sitting in a coffee shop looool when the weird guy who had been pacing the store talking to himself approached our table. He looked at me , and in all seriousness , said , ( I hate to be the bereer of bad news , but yur butt crack is showing. ) FML

#4089919
103 comments

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On 07/27/2009 at 9:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband an I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter an cummed out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

#3484293
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53300) - you deserved it (23700)

On 07/04/2009 at 5:07pm - love - by DutchOven (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at work I had to usa tha bathroom. I askad my boss to watch my ragistar and quickly walkad into tha bathroom. I squattad down and paad. A minuta latar I haard somaona ask ovar our walkia talkia systam who was using tha bathroom. I had baan prassing tha intarcom button whila I paad. FML

#3456831
48 comments

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On 07/03/2009 at 3:19pm - work - by PeePee (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML

#2323618
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50741) - you deserved it (3011)

On 05/26/2009 at 9:09pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I kissed husband and said "I love you." Thats when our 5 year old son said to husband "How can u love her so much if she's so ugly?" fat FML

#2158640
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59985) - you deserved it (3816)

On 05/21/2009 at 8:20pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah friend and I decidd to wear a new rd lipstick!! The guy I lyk turnd around, lookd at her and said, ( Rd is a really interesting, sexy color!! Pretty bold!! Not bad!! ) and he smild!! I waitd, smiling also, only for him frown and say, ( Your teeth r REALLY yellow!! ) FML

#2112917
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45542) - you deserved it (16179)

On 05/20/2009 at 2:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to ma grlfriend's Catolic all grls ig scool to ask er to prom by decorating er car . As soon as I walked on campus te scool went into lock down cuz of a "suspicious male intruder." Wen I saw ma grlfriend, se denied knowing me . I was arrested . FML

#2109937
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70112) - you deserved it (6538)

On 05/20/2009 at 11:11am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML

#2086057
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10098) - you deserved it (69054)

On 05/19/2009 at 5:51pm - misc - by June (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

2day after te curc service was over, ma two year old granddaugter started to sing into te micropone. Se said, "Here Nana, u sing". I picked up te micropone and sang " Jesus Loves Me". Se took te micropone back and said, "No e doesn't." FML

#2076493
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59956) - you deserved it (8476)

On 05/19/2009 at 10:04am - kids - by nana (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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