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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 31 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5431
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Yoshi_Fue : I live an average life with terrible dips, but it's nothing compared to the people out here, as I've learned.

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Visits<b>TraceCase_</b> - the 11/12/2011 at 7:53am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:44pm

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Today... I got a call from mah daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her wat was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. fat FML

Today, after a huge heretbreak an a night of crying, I wake up to an empty house. I go in the kitchen to make breakfast an see a note on the counter saying "We hered you crying last night an didn't want to hear you complaining this morning, so we went to the mall. -Mom" fat FML

#14895293
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38574) - you deserved it (7868)

On 02/08/2011 at 12:21pm - love - by heartbroken - United States

Today, I wanted to propose to mah grlfriend, so I bought M and M'shich I had customized with the words "Will u marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. mega FML

#14895043
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41720) - you deserved it (13697)

On 02/08/2011 at 11:57am - love - by Username - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML

#14894865
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29695) - you deserved it (3320)

On 02/08/2011 at 11:27am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was leaving school to get tested for peptic ulcers, cuz mah stomach has been hurting for a few months . To wish me luck, one of mah friends gave me a friendly punch in the stomach . I threw up blood . mega FML

#14893456
90 comments

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On 02/08/2011 at 7:48am - health - by soccerscout7 -

Today, it looks like I may have an STD . My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago . He says he's been completely faithful . They sayhat happens in Vegas stays in Vegas . Turns out that's not quite true .

#14882919
152 comments

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On 02/07/2011 at 2:51pm - intimacy - by anonomous - United States (Florida)

Today, I ad no coice but to sake te and of a customer,o just moments before, ad te aforementioned and down te front of is pants, scratcing is snowglobes !! FML

#14882108
115 comments

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On 02/07/2011 at 1:04pm - work - by hushnow - United States

Today, I was driving with my parentshile explaining that young people lyk myself are better drivers cuz we have better reflexes. My explanation was suddently interrupted with the sound of me crashing the car against a parked car. FML

#14881979
97 comments

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On 02/07/2011 at 12:46pm - misc - by superdriver - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today... I flrtd with a guy fir ten minutes before realizing I was sitting between him and his grlfriend. big fat FML

#14881953
58 comments

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On 02/07/2011 at 12:41pm - love - by Lindsay (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I used mah AA handbook as a beer coaster. FML

#14881052
180 comments

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On 02/07/2011 at 10:47am - health - by Raprotcommander (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today , I was walking to the shopshen I saw mah friend about 10 metres in front of me , waiting at the traffic lights , by herself. Jokingly , I shoutd out ( Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights? ) The girl turnd around. It wasn't mah friend. FML

#14879534
49 comments

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On 02/07/2011 at 6:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that FedEx deliverd mah $700 package to the wrong person. The person who signd fir it didn't even spell mah name right. real FML

#14877775
101 comments

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On 02/07/2011 at 1:52am - money - by bob - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out my husband is sleeping with my best friend. The best part? We all just signed a 12 month essentially non-breakable lease on a house together. FML

#14874004
103 comments

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On 02/06/2011 at 10:18pm - intimacy - by cllutz (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went to go use an automatic cart in Walmart because I broke mah hip in January. They were all being usd by morbidly obese people throughout the store. I askd a manager if she could get me one, but apparently their weight issues r more impeding than mah broken hip. fat FML

#14873123
254 comments

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On 02/06/2011 at 9:36pm - misc - by LimpMcgee (man) - United States (Maryland)

TODAY, THE NICEST THING SAID TO ME ALL DAY WAS FROM MAH MICROWAVE THAT FLASHES 'ENJOY YOUR MEAL'HEN IT FINISHES COOKING SOMETHING . FML

#14872504
74 comments

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On 02/06/2011 at 9:05pm - misc - by bymyself -



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