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yesterday I woke up to a repairman at my door who was simply supposed to turn my water back on in my apartment. Two hours and 5 repairmen later... all I have now is a large hole in my cieling. Still no water. FML
Today, I reported in 4 my first day at work. Wen I walked in tey asked ( Wo r you? ) I answered ( Cassie, it's my first day today ) wit a uge smile. Tey'd meant to call and offer te job looool to te oter Cassie tey interviewed. FML
TODAY , I TOURED AN ART MUSEUM . OUR TOUR GUIDE HAD AN OBVIOUS LISP , SO I TRIED MAH BEST TO LAUGH . WHEN SHE ASKED ME A QUESTION ABOUT A SCULPTURE , I ACCIDENTALLY RESPONDED "YETH MA'AM" . SHE ENDED THE TOUR RIGHT THERE . FML
Taday I decidd to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape; his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I startd talking to him, not revealingho I was. After ahile, I askd him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no an askd me for nude pics. FML
Today, it was my first day at work as a cashier. I was so nervous that myhole body got numb and my eye sight completely blurred. I ran to the bathroom blindhile bumping into everything in the store, making sure that everyone knew I had a problem. FML
Today, I got muggad. But luckily I had on mah kayring tha pappar spray that mah husband had insistad I kaap with ma. Unlucky 4 ma, mah husband's co-workar, who borrowad mah kays, amptiad mah pappar by spraying it on a brick wall ona day whan ha was borad. FML
I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain!! Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, ( Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends? ) FML
Friday 27 March 2015