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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 31 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5434
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Yoshi_Fue : I live an average life with terrible dips, but it's nothing compared to the people out here, as I've learned.

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2day I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend is not a good idea. FML

#14930837
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9046) - you deserved it (74748)

On 02/11/2011 at 12:51am - intimacy - by Zibby -

yesterday I woke up to a repairman at my door who was simply supposed to turn my water back on in my apartment. Two hours and 5 repairmen later... all I have now is a large hole in my cieling. Still no water. FML

#14928606
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25310) - you deserved it (2114)

On 02/10/2011 at 10:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - China

TODAY MY PROFESSOR'S SON DID IN A CAR ACCIDENT AND CLASS HAS BEEN CANCELLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. ALL MY FRIENDS WERE DELIGHTD AND CHEERD ABOUT IT IN FRONT OF ME. I WAS DATING MY PROFESSOR'S SON. FML

#14922394
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (126969) - you deserved it (5789)

On 02/10/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I reported in 4 my first day at work. Wen I walked in tey asked ( Wo r you? ) I answered ( Cassie, it's my first day today ) wit a uge smile. Tey'd meant to call and offer te job looool to te oter Cassie tey interviewed. FML

#14920871
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31162) - you deserved it (2223)

On 02/10/2011 at 9:55am - work - by theothercassie -

Today, mah mum got an looool electric car . It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of mah cat break as we reversd over it on the driveway . FML

#14919566
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54676) - you deserved it (7773)

On 02/10/2011 at 5:58am - animals - by flattened -

TODAY , I TOURED AN ART MUSEUM . OUR TOUR GUIDE HAD AN OBVIOUS LISP , SO I TRIED MAH BEST TO LAUGH . WHEN SHE ASKED ME A QUESTION ABOUT A SCULPTURE , I ACCIDENTALLY RESPONDED "YETH MA'AM" . SHE ENDED THE TOUR RIGHT THERE . FML

#14910524
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8367) - you deserved it (63197)

On 02/09/2011 at 3:56pm - misc - by Sam (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Taday I decidd to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape; his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I startd talking to him, not revealingho I was. After ahile, I askd him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no an askd me for nude pics. FML

#14909703
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51616) - you deserved it (13592)

On 02/09/2011 at 2:22pm - love - by Samyett (woman) - United States

Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get mah attention. real FML

#14908981
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16557) - you deserved it (31232)

On 02/09/2011 at 1:02pm - health - by ouch - United States (Washington)

2day I was walking in the park with my boyfriend of 3 yeres. He stopped an knelt down in front of me. I started to panic, then he told me to calm down, my shoe was untied. FML

#14908871
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30810) - you deserved it (12301)

On 02/09/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by maddie! - United States (New York)

Today, I finally got a reply to the letter to a celebrity that I had to write 4 mah English class. It was a restraining order. FML

#14908129
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30254) - you deserved it (7078)

On 02/09/2011 at 10:53am - misc - by PrestonW -

Today, we had to evaluate each other in class!! Apparently I'm a quarrelsome, uncommitted, commanding bitch!! FML

#14906139
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10596) - you deserved it (32306)

On 02/09/2011 at 4:30am - misc - by Heretique (woman) - Norway (Finnmark)

Today, it was my first day at work as a cashier. I was so nervous that myhole body got numb and my eye sight completely blurred. I ran to the bathroom blindhile bumping into everything in the store, making sure that everyone knew I had a problem. FML

#14905447
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22525) - you deserved it (6902)

On 02/09/2011 at 2:32am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I finally found out whether or not mah boyfriend is cheating on me. Turns out he isn't. He is cheating on his wife, with me. FML

#14904173
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45904) - you deserved it (5840)

On 02/09/2011 at 12:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I got muggad. But luckily I had on mah kayring tha pappar spray that mah husband had insistad I kaap with ma. Unlucky 4 ma, mah husband's co-workar, who borrowad mah kays, amptiad mah pappar by spraying it on a brick wall ona day whan ha was borad. FML

#14902184
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32481) - you deserved it (2794)

On 02/08/2011 at 10:27pm - misc - by Username -

I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain!! Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, ( Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends? ) FML

#14898622
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32854) - you deserved it (3112)

On 02/08/2011 at 6:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)



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