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About Yoshi_Fue : I live an average life with terrible dips, but it's nothing compared to the people out here, as I've learned! :P
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Today, I was working the graveyard shift as a security guard. I fell asleep in my car doing paperwork around 2 am. When my supervisor came to check on me, he pounded on my window, wearing a "Scream" mask. I panicked and pepper sprayed him. Too bad my window was closed. FML
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On 11/10/2011 at 6:40am - work - by copshop - United States (California)
Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML
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On 10/22/2011 at 4:25pm - work - by Brony - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was supposed to have a double date. My date didn't show. I spent my day in the living room waiting for the pizza guy while my best friend and her boyfriend made out. The pizza guy never showed either. FML
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On 07/09/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by supergingerr11 - United States (Missouri)
Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML
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On 06/26/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by ugly - United States
Today, my friend pushed me into the swimming pool. Unfortunately, we were eight feet away from the actual pool, so I face-planted and rolled in. FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 3:00am - misc - by kyle - United States (Ohio)
Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shit myself. FML
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On 05/07/2011 at 6:27pm - misc - by Mel (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML
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On 05/07/2011 at 5:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend's present to me was that he actually flushed the toilet AND put the seat down. FML
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On 04/27/2011 at 10:41pm - love - by suckishbf (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school. This was just ten minutes after my girlfriend had texted me, telling me she's pregnant. FML
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On 02/19/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML
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On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
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On 02/14/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Roxas (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by NotAsToughAsHeThinks (man) - United States (Montana)
Today, I received my first wedding present in the mail. I opened it immediately and called the sender to say thanks. She yelled at me for opening it and, because she shipped it to me by mistake, requested it back. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 9:22pm - misc - by bride2be (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 8:18pm - misc - by alice (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, my roommate complained about his penis being smelly and itchy. It's been a week. Yesterday he woke me up in the middle of the night, asking if I had some kind of Vaseline or moisturizer he could use for the itching. He still refuses to go to the doctor. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 7:09pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)
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