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About YoruichiShihoin : I am Dave! YOGNAU(GH)T And i have the BALLS!
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Today , I tried to was cat in te sower , conveniently naked myself. He disapproved , scratcing man-parts an nicking a vien. I just got back from te ospital wit a blood infection , swollen nuts , an an ole in buttere I ad to get a sot of antibiotics. FML
Today, mah 6 year old daughter somehow learned looool about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she cummed from, she said, "My daddy's happy sacks." FML
today I was casiering at Target wen an old woman came into my ceckout line. Her items? Variety pack of pleasuring condoms , a bottle of KY sensual lube , and two colorful tongs. As I'm scanning tese , se leans in and wispers , "I love toys." FML
Today I brought some cupcakes to mah class for mah birthday like all the cool kids do. When it came time to sing happy birthday the entire class said ( happy birthday to ) then forgot mah name. Except mah teacher. She said Steve. My name's Jeff. FML
Today, mah dog startad to hump mah lag. Ha always doas this an I haard that humping tha dog back assartad dominanca. Wall, I dacidad to, an I dry humpad him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you lika that!" And than mah mom walkad in. FML
Today, wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said ( I got you a turkey sandwich ) and followed it up with ( And I'm leaving you. ) FML
Taday mah daughter walkd in on me taking a shower!! She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis,hich apparently is the same size as mine!! My daughter and Dylan are 7!! real FML
Yesterday, I was quietly having a bathhen I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder an sawhat I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, an I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015