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About Yolandababy2 : I dont like dramma so come correct or stay your ass wherever you at with that bullshit. Im puerto rican dominican panamanian Cherokee and black. Im 5'5 long hair weighing 163lbs. Im light skinned tatted up and I'm 23 years young. Bronx bound so the city is the only thing I know and grew up loving. just here to get a laugh and pass the time. Thanks for visiting my profile!!!!
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Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
Today, my wife finally came home from deployment. Apparently, in the military she really built up some muscle. When she saw me at the airport, she picked me up like a baby and spun me around in her arms a few times. I'm a little scared of her now. FML
Wednesday 28 January 2015