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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 October 1989 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 209
  • Number of comments : 101
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About Yolandababy2 : I dont like dramma so come correct or stay your ass wherever you at with that bullshit. Im puerto rican dominican panamanian Cherokee and black. Im 5'5 long hair weighing 163lbs. Im light skinned tatted up and I'm 23 years young. Bronx bound so the city is the only thing I know and grew up loving. just here to get a laugh and pass the time. Thanks for visiting my profile!!!!

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Yolandababy2's favorite FMLs

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML

#20724998
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72789) - you deserved it (7204)

On 06/14/2013 at 2:48am - love - by explanations (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my wife finally came home from deployment. Apparently, in the military she really built up some muscle. When she saw me at the airport, she picked me up like a baby and spun me around in her arms a few times. I'm a little scared of her now. FML

#20530533
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38817) - you deserved it (9400)

On 03/04/2013 at 2:36am - love - by married to wonder woman (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

#20417691
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55357) - you deserved it (9846)

On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

#20417691
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55357) - you deserved it (9846)

On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to meet the girl he has been cheating on me with. He thinks it makes the cheating more understandable if I see how 'hot' she is. FML

#17165263
350 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60283) - you deserved it (5637)

On 07/18/2011 at 4:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)



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