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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 December 1989 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5959
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Yogirl1223 : college student in california but i live in manhattan. i like funny stuff, this website makes me feel so much better when i feel crappy which is 75% of the time. luv it!

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Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

#7420693
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49994) - you deserved it (7895)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML

#6579311
387 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18110) - you deserved it (74603)

On 12/03/2009 at 1:55am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, while dining at a restaurant I heard a women choking. I immediately ran to her, wrapped my arms around her and started giving her abdominal thrusts. She freed herself and slapped me. Turns out she wasn't choking, she was just laughing. FML

#6546053
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13628) - you deserved it (29335)

On 12/01/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by helper (man) - Costa Rica (Heredia)

Today, my family was preparing a turkey for my grandma's birthday dinner when my aunt noticed a utensil on the counter and asked what it was for. My mom said it was used to keep the turkey's legs together. My aunt responded to her by saying, "Maybe you should get one for your daughter." FML

#1690188
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (98914) - you deserved it (22714)

On 05/06/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Familyskank (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had the cops called on me because I accidentally texted "I'm going to kill you and use your head as hood ornament" to my ex-fiancé, instead of my best friend. I only texted that because he got a better grade on an exam than me. Now I have a court date. FML

#133313
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27943) - you deserved it (40068)

On 02/25/2009 at 2:05pm - misc - by Joe (man) - United States (Kentucky)



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