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Yodelmeister

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 February 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 441
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Today, after much coaxing, I finally got my roommate to loosen up and have a couple of beers with me and my friends. It was only later in the evening that he admitted the real reason he hadn't wanted to drink: he's an alcoholic and had been sober for six months, until now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16516) - you deserved it (57253)

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