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Yodelmeister
  • Town/Country : Philadelphia, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 February 1991 (23 years)
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Today, after much coaxing, I finally got my roommate to loosen up and have a couple of beers with me and my friends. It was only later in the evening that he admitted the real reason he hadn't wanted to drink: he's an alcoholic and had been sober for six months, until now. FML

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