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  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
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Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20055) - you deserved it (3855)

On 01/22/2010 at 5:27pm - love - by hoody (man) - United States

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bare to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (289226) - you deserved it (35518)

On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

#896114 (404)

I agree, your life sucks (152996) - you deserved it (17258)

On 04/10/2009 at 1:11am - animals - by lanbon182 - United States (California)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

#784043 (411)

I agree, your life sucks (252644) - you deserved it (34067)

On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (170853) - you deserved it (52075)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (255602) - you deserved it (35242)

On 03/20/2009 at 12:15am - kids - by ScoobieDoo (woman) - United States (Washington)



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