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About Yeyo_23 : 15 single nd mingleing hit me up I love to talk:)

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Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years old. I'm 25. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35352) - you deserved it (12213)

On 10/23/2009 at 10:23pm - misc - by lloydLO (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got a text message from a number I didn't know telling me, "Fine. It's over, have a wonderful life." I've never had a girlfriend and now I get broken up with by girls I don't even know. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32456) - you deserved it (3479)

On 10/13/2009 at 11:52am - love - by dudezilla (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20579) - you deserved it (42508)

On 09/07/2009 at 8:52pm - misc - by c-mack (man) - United States (Maryland)



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