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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 August 1991 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 953
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About YessyxD : Hi there! (: My name is Yessica but ppl call me Yessy! (and yes its a Y not a J...) im usually on my iPod so i wont get messages ): BUT you can still try.... I'll try and get on a computer. I LOVE music, I can't stop listening to it. It's an addiction lol I love playing Video Games! Xbox 360!!! I also LOVE VAMPIRES! not the fag one that sparkles! Lol

Thanks for reading this (:
well... LATERS!

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Today, I found out how my parents met. They met at a mental hospital, where they were both being hospitalized. FML

#19791945
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29417) - you deserved it (2397)

On 06/15/2012 at 11:36am - love - by fail (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML

#19791702
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12061) - you deserved it (25698)

On 06/15/2012 at 10:21am - kids - by habbsrule - Canada

Today, my dad was driving me to college. I'd cracked a joke about how old people like him shouldn't be allowed to drive, and I guess he took it personally, what with him speeding straight up to the parking lot wall, and only braking after I started shrieking in terror. FML

#19274783
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6546) - you deserved it (27018)

On 03/13/2012 at 11:22pm - misc - by Emma Five (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up sweating and gasping for air after having a terrible nightmare. The nightmare involved my deceased mother-in-law bitching me out for being a bad influence on her daughter and threatening to cut my nuts off. Even in death, she won't leave me be. FML

#19270798
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24591) - you deserved it (2144)

On 03/13/2012 at 12:13pm - misc - by lanu (man) - United States

Today, I played Call Of Duty online against someone who turned out to be wanking. FML

#18897054
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23728) - you deserved it (6796)

On 01/24/2012 at 5:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML

#18452488
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35363) - you deserved it (18413)

On 12/07/2011 at 12:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my engagement ring was seized by the police, and my fiancé was arrested on larceny charges. Both in the same visit. FML

#18309913
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25128) - you deserved it (2609)

On 11/21/2011 at 6:26pm - love - by madison77 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML

#18286720
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37991) - you deserved it (30998)

On 11/19/2011 at 3:05am - intimacy - by Tyler - United States

Today, we had a sprint race in gym class which I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML

#18285625
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34377) - you deserved it (8030)

On 11/18/2011 at 11:54pm - misc - by dan - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML

#18273262
599 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43133) - you deserved it (11343)

On 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, was the last day of the prank war between me and my husband. I told him the last prank needed to be the best one. I took a shower and tried to think up my last prank. When I got out of the shower, my hair was green. FML

#18080621
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11802) - you deserved it (32870)

On 10/26/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by mycedes - United States

Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML

#18079662
414 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22325) - you deserved it (44678)

On 10/26/2011 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML

#18039986
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16885) - you deserved it (30647)

On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML

#17661103
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47542) - you deserved it (5697)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I reached the point in my life where Target is the "expensive" store. FML

#17632627
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32180) - you deserved it (3951)

On 08/31/2011 at 9:55pm - money - by anti88 (woman) - United States (Florida)



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