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  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 February 1998 (17 years)
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Today , after waking up , I went into the kitchen and took a swig of milk from the carton. I overestimatd mah strength , and the whole thing splashd all over mah face. A few moment later , mah dad staggerd in , lookd at me in disgust , and said , "You know what? I don't even wanna know." FML

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On 08/03/2012 at 3:28pm - misc - by squeltorey (man) - United States (California)

Today , ma mom tougt I was flying ig on wed and nerely groundd me 4 it!! I wasn't ig , I was just actually in a good mood 4 te frst time in a few weeks!! mega FML

#19999290
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On 08/02/2012 at 10:14pm - misc - by HappyMan (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah brother offerd mah boyfriend $50 to dump me. Guess who's single. FML

#19997949
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On 08/02/2012 at 4:11am - love - by Kelly - United States (California)

Today hile shopping my six-year-old son threw a tantrum cuz I wouldn't buy him a video game . I ended up having to grab his arm an leave the store . He screamed that I was kidnapping him athich point I was socked in the face an pinned to the floor by three bystanders . FML

#19942412
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On 07/15/2012 at 7:13pm - kids - by Zora (man) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, my sister askd me if I was going to be getting marrid "for real" this time, cuz she didn't want to waste her money like she did on my previous engagement. The reason that one didn't work out in the first place is cuz she slept with my fiancé. mega FML

#19797334
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On 06/16/2012 at 3:03pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my sister askd me if I was going to be getting marrid "for real" this time, cuz she didn't want to waste her money like she did on my previous engagement. The reason that one didn't work out in the first place is cuz she slept with my fiancé. mega FML

#19797334
174 comments

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On 06/16/2012 at 3:03pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today... I was joking around with mah eight-year-old son. I told him to pull mah finger. I farted... then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger... he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML

#19791702
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On 06/15/2012 at 10:21am - kids - by habbsrule - Canada

Today, I got into an argument with my mother,hen she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, cuz I'm a grl, and it'd only really confrm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me 4 insulting her. FML

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On 04/25/2012 at 4:06pm - kids - by KC (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today , In Class , I Was Sitting Next To The Guy That I Fancy . Shyly , I Write Our Initials (L And A) Into A Heart On His Hand To See His Reaction . He Said , "I Love Los Angeles Too!" FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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