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Yeoman
  • Town/Country : Port Hueneme, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 April 1989 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 26147
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Yeoman : They call me Yeoman, and I have a drinking problem. Well, it's not so much of a drinking problem as an unyielding desire to be completly tanked all the time, regardless of who gets hurt or in my way. I also have a bit of an ego problem. I think I'm better than a lot of people and odds are: I am. But it's ok, when you mix my God-like complex with my appetite for any kind of booze things become a major shitstorm. However, I can help society in one way: you can learn from my mistakes while I share my Shenanigans with you.

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Today, I was showing my new iPhone case to my friends, saying how it was scratchproof, shockproof, and waterproof. I demonstrated it by dropping it on the sidewalk from about 5 feet. It bounced onto the road. Apparently, its not truck-proof. FML

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