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by Anonymous / 04/30/2011 at 3:03pm / United States (Kentucky) / Health
Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered my hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved my face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML
by Laci / 04/30/2011 at 1:50pm / United States (North Carolina) / Health
Today, I had a horrible stomach flu and was well into my second hour of dry heaving when I heard my husband knock on the bathroom door. I was touched that he was worried about me until I heard, "Honey, what did you make me for dinner?" FML
by greenintheface / 04/30/2011 at 2:27am / United States (Michigan) / Health
Today, I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to put my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to put it on. The cop then gave me a ticket for "Improper Equipment". FML
by Cody / 04/30/2011 at 2:13am / United States / Transportation
Today, I went out on a date with an ex boyfriend that I hadn't seen since college. He took me to a bar, where he was oddly quiet, but drank heavily. When the bartender asked us if we were ok, he replied, "This is my ex girlfriend. Can you believe she used to be skinny?" FML
by Anonymous / 04/30/2011 at 1:21am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/29/2011 at 2:29am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by spartanson / 04/28/2011 at 6:28am / Miscellaneous
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
by rowie1311 / 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Miscellaneous
by thebravelittletoaster / 03/20/2011 at 4:32pm / United Kingdom (Bolton) / Miscellaneous
by mugged / 03/20/2011 at 4:29pm / United States (New York) / Animals
Today, my son was on Facebook while he was supposed to be studying. He called me a liar and accused me of making up excuses to chew him out. How do I know he was online? He liked and commented on a video I posted. My son is a dumbass. FML
by parenting_failure / 03/20/2011 at 12:10pm / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/20/2011 at 3:44am / United States (Utah) / Love
by crazystar69 / 03/09/2011 at 1:19pm / United States (California) / Love
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, my dad refused to pick me up because he didn't want to get off the couch, so I had to walk…
- Today, my boyfriend and I were roleplaying therapist and patient in bed. When I playfully asked him… Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his… Today, my 6-year-old son asked me what a "sex toy" was. Not really knowing what to tell him, I said…