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Today, my boss called me into his office to proudly show me about an hour's worth of videos of his recent holiday. The videos were all of goats and cows eating grass outside his window in Pakistan. FML

#16324366
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27208) - you deserved it (3048)

On 05/24/2011 at 3:31am - work - by goatvideosarelame (man) - Singapore

Today, while I was walking home, I noticed an elderly man in a wheel chair trying to paint his garage so I went over to help. His response was verbal abuse and a slap to the face with a wet paint brush. FML

#16323667
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28670) - you deserved it (4905)

On 05/24/2011 at 1:54am - misc - by Adam -

Today, my best friend thought the best time to tell me she was sleeping with my boyfriend was while we were acting in a play. FML

#16323253
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39386) - you deserved it (3030)

On 05/24/2011 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boss ate a small piece of paper off her desk, thinking it was frosting. I have to work for this woman. FML

#16322705
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26493) - you deserved it (3380)

On 05/24/2011 at 12:38am - work - by Anonymous -

Today, my boss contacted me to come in for a quick meeting. I drove 30 minutes to get to work only to find out she was firing me and wanted my key card back. FML

#16321332
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27738) - you deserved it (2547)

On 05/23/2011 at 11:19pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while all the other marines got to fly around the island on a helicopter, I got stuck on gear guard. What was I guarding? The staff sergeant's parking spot. FML

#16320641
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32681) - you deserved it (4068)

On 05/23/2011 at 10:41pm - work - by rogerusmc23 - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I went to Subway with my girlfriend. Just as the time came for her to pay, she went to the car to grab her purse. She didn't come back. I found a note on the windshield saying, "It's over." FML

#16189610
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37294) - you deserved it (13343)

On 05/15/2011 at 3:29pm - love - by DMitch (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML

#16188674
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35900) - you deserved it (6678) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/15/2011 at 2:19pm - misc - by bouda - France (Centre)

Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said "turn around" it was her. FML

#16181891
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9594) - you deserved it (64427)

On 05/15/2011 at 1:20am - misc - by marmarr - United States

Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML

#16181302
343 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76911) - you deserved it (23616)

On 05/15/2011 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to my phone company and had my text history pulled. Why? Because a few days ago my 4 year old daughter told me that, "Daddy has a wife and a girlfriend." Turns out she was right. FML

#16176534
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43590) - you deserved it (3913)

On 05/14/2011 at 7:35pm - love - by Clueless (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML

#16160002
533 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35583) - you deserved it (18856)

On 05/13/2011 at 5:10pm - misc - by Alex (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML

#16155788
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29153) - you deserved it (5350)

On 05/13/2011 at 8:27am - work - by Smile No More -

Today, I was called by my son's school to pick him up. Apparently, he snorted baking soda, crushed aspirin, and flour because he thought it was coke. Where did I go wrong raising this twerp? FML

#16154478
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33160) - you deserved it (14654)

On 05/13/2011 at 3:20am - kids - by eenkoekje -

Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML

#16153880
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34587) - you deserved it (7678)

On 05/13/2011 at 1:45am - misc - by ctop (man) - United States (California)



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