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YacL's favorite FMLs
Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML
by Me / 05/31/2011 at 2:49am / United States (Arizona) / Work
by Brilliant... / 05/25/2011 at 1:44pm / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 05/25/2011 at 12:06pm / United States (California) / Love
by art_major / 05/25/2011 at 10:06am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boss and I were preparing a lunch order for a nearby real-estate agency. I noticed that the order was riddled with spelling mistakes, so I laughed and mocked the realtors calling them stupid and incompetent. My boss then pointed out that the order was written in his handwriting. FML
by Anonymous / 05/25/2011 at 9:55am / Australia (Tasmania) / Work
Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML
Today, I was so lonely that I was comforted by the sound of mice running through the walls of my apartment. I left cheese and peanut butter out for them to find so that I could at least have a pet for company. FML
by Anon / 05/25/2011 at 1:28am / United States (Illinois) / Animals
Today, my boss called me into his office. Expecting a long overdue promotion, I hurried in. Instead, he told me he thought I would be perfect to take his son on a pity date, because he is at a suicide risk from depression. FML
by Anonymous / 05/25/2011 at 1:21am / Canada / Work
by OhDear / 05/24/2011 at 9:34pm / United States (Maryland) / Kids
by asnolt / 05/24/2011 at 6:29pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by LimeyGoodteeth / 05/24/2011 at 5:34pm / United Kingdom (Leicester) / Work
by Seriously / 05/24/2011 at 1:46pm / United States / Work
Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that "it's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML
by BurnedByAWaiter / 05/24/2011 at 9:59am / Miscellaneous