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Today, I was released from hospital after being in a car accident. I used the phone book to call people I know to get a ride home, as my wallet and cellphone were still in the wrecked car. I had called my mom to come get me, but her response was "I don't feel like it." I live with her. FML

#16464614
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33340) - you deserved it (2581)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:27am - misc - by thanksmom (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I applied for a dental insurance that claims "you cannot be denied". I was denied. FML

#16464062
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29509) - you deserved it (3095)

On 06/02/2011 at 3:26am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a customer had an allergic reaction to the almonds in the sundae I made for her. We're supposed to put the almonds on unless the customer asks otherwise. She complained to my boss that I'd poisoned her. FML

#16462261
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30568) - you deserved it (3181)

On 06/02/2011 at 12:40am - work - by Unemployed (man) - United States

Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML

#16461868
127 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I had to be an observer for a drug test at work. Me and two others got to watch 130 guys take a piss, and then leave work two hours later than everyone else. FML

#16460145
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26404) - you deserved it (2426)

On 06/01/2011 at 10:48pm - work - by evomadrid24 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I bought a car. After just ten minutes, my hub caps had been stolen. FML

#16458606
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26991) - you deserved it (2905)

On 06/01/2011 at 9:25pm - money - by GTR - United Kingdom

Today, I had to blow up an air mattress using only my lungs. After nearly passing out from lack of oxygen, I realized there was a hole in it. FML

#16454876
76 comments

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On 06/01/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by ven980 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, the sewers in my town became overloaded. My basement is now filled with other people's poo. FML

#16454235
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39787) - you deserved it (2751)

On 06/01/2011 at 4:40pm - misc - by L -

Today, I had to give a reference for a former employee. I tried to say he was always willing to give us a hand on the job. Instead, I said he was always willing to give us hand-jobs. FML

#16448858
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16450) - you deserved it (27808)

On 06/01/2011 at 8:35am - intimacy - by Username - Canada

Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It was the Pokémon theme song. FML

#16435078
488 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15777) - you deserved it (74627)

On 05/31/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by chickennbenchpress (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML

#16435033
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36516) - you deserved it (9327)

On 05/31/2011 at 1:01pm - misc - by kaleigh - United States

Today, my 12 year old cousin decided that "all men are pigs" and deleted every male contact in my phone. FML

#16434926
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37220) - you deserved it (4460)

On 05/31/2011 at 12:47pm - kids - by Ann - United States (Michigan)

Today, I came home from work to find my computer smashed into a hundred pieces. My dad threw it at my mom because they were having a fight and my computer was the closest thing to throw. He refuses to fix it. FML

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML

#16432419
212 comments

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On 05/31/2011 at 8:02am - love - by veggiepower11028 -

Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML

#16432194
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20879) - you deserved it (64630)

On 05/31/2011 at 7:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -



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