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Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML

#16758820
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26816) - you deserved it (13517)

On 06/20/2011 at 4:12am - love - by blondetergent (man) - Singapore

Today, I found out my wife isn't cheating. She says she's just getting older and sex isn't important anymore. She's 27. FML

#16758586
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43020) - you deserved it (4626)

On 06/20/2011 at 3:43am - intimacy - by wtf - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML

#16758524
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14728) - you deserved it (35343)

On 06/20/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by NewTenant (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I opened my Father's Day present from my mother-in-law. It was a glamor shot of her. FML

#16757277
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30847) - you deserved it (3142)

On 06/20/2011 at 1:57am - misc - by firethorn - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband bought me a bouquet of roses. They caused me to sneeze seven times in a row. That was the closest he's ever got me to an orgasm. FML

#16757067
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36256) - you deserved it (7814)

On 06/20/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I spent 2 hours making the perfect card for my dad for Father's Day. When I handed it to him, he smiled and said "Thank you" and then killed a fly with it. I found it in the trash a couple of hours later. FML

#16752985
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33707) - you deserved it (3778)

On 06/19/2011 at 10:17pm - kids - by Heartbroken (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I purchased an app to track my period. When my mother asked me why I got it, I told her I was going to use it so I knew when to not go on a date because I don't want to be uncomfortable during a long movie. She slapped me in the face and called me a dirty prostitute and a liar. FML

#16752428
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44573) - you deserved it (8403)

On 06/19/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by stillAvirgin:( - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. His reason was because he's moving away for college. That won't be for another year. FML

#16751936
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26486) - you deserved it (4351)

On 06/19/2011 at 9:20pm - love - by youngblood (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my dad told me he has money set aside for when he has to bail me out of jail because "it's bound to happen sooner or later." FML

#16628942
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29670) - you deserved it (9789)

On 06/12/2011 at 3:21pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, along with my virginity, my boyfriend took my laptop, iPhone, TV, and most of the food in my fridge. FML

#16628583
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49963) - you deserved it (11562)

On 06/12/2011 at 2:50pm - intimacy - by gerligrl97 - United States

Today, I fell asleep as my family drove to church. No one bothered to say anything about the drawings my siblings drew on my face until after church ended. FML

#16628523
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29527) - you deserved it (5248)

On 06/12/2011 at 2:47pm - kids - by Brandy_Dandy78 - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML

#16624894
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12023) - you deserved it (53496)

On 06/12/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by El Stupido - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML

#16624157
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35411) - you deserved it (7365)

On 06/12/2011 at 7:46am - work - by FreshFaced (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, my apartment burned to the ground. I was packed and ready to move out tomorrow. FML

#16622108
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53331) - you deserved it (2940)

On 06/12/2011 at 2:37am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says "Oh, honey. I don't care... Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML

#16619951
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42796) - you deserved it (6206)

On 06/12/2011 at 12:21am - love - by daddylove - United States (Washington)



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