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YacL's favorite FMLs

Today, I confronted my boyfriend, suspecting that he has been cheating on me during the past few months. He vehemently denied it. Then told me it would never happen again. What? FML

#6049453
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38587) - you deserved it (2846)

On 10/29/2009 at 12:09am - love - by clueless (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my kitten was playing with the drawstring on my pajama pants. He then jumped, clinging on to my crotch. I screamed in pain, which scared him and made him hold on tighter. My cat was literally hanging from my vagina with its claws for a good 30 seconds before I could pry him off. FML

#2349846
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58651) - you deserved it (7477)

On 05/27/2009 at 6:44pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got a call from my child's preschool saying that "Mindy keeps saying she sits on her daddy's lap and plays with his peter." My daughter meant 'puter, as in computer. Now the school is worried my husband is a child molester. FML

#1704585
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64018) - you deserved it (2836)

On 05/06/2009 at 9:43pm - misc - by Gumfanatic302 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

#1913
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24990) - you deserved it (3975)

On 01/20/2009 at 3:00pm - love - by pikachu - United States (Virginia)

Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML

#451
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15537) - you deserved it (24471)

On 12/04/2008 at 11:40pm - love - by nothisfault - Sent from mobile version

Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML

#447
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9852) - you deserved it (56986)

On 12/04/2008 at 12:55am - intimacy - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML

#447
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9852) - you deserved it (56986)

On 12/04/2008 at 12:55am - intimacy - by noname - Sent from mobile version



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