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About YacL : Made you look.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
Today, I woke up to a scream downstairs. My 13 year-old daughter was trying to bite her little brother's neck. No matter how hard I try, she will not believe that she is NOT and NEVER WILL BE a vampire. FML
Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
Today, I updated my facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML
Friday 2 October 2015