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Today, it's my birthday . I came downstairs to a cake that said "Happy 8th Birthday Bella!" My name is Sarah and I'm 16 . Bella is our dog whose birthday is next month .

#17163751
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34533) - you deserved it (2536)

On 07/18/2011 at 2:05pm - animals - by unbirthday (woman) - United States

Yesterday, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML

#17162768
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28045) - you deserved it (3829)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:22pm - health - by deeenalynn - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her!! Her response was , "Uh..!! thanks?" FML

#17162598
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35334) - you deserved it (8188)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:05pm - love - by womanlover12345 - Spain

Today, I Woke Up To A Scream Downstairs . My 13 Year-old Daughter Was Trying To Bite Her Little Brother's Neck . No Matter How Hard I Try, She Will Not Believe That She Is NOT And NEVER WILL BE A Vampire . FML

#17162129
472 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38343) - you deserved it (5710)

On 07/18/2011 at 11:17am - kids - by xBubbles38 - United States

Today, I got robbed at the gas station I work at. After only getting $38 dollar out the register, the guy then steal mah purse. It had mah rent money in it. FML

#17160498
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34361) - you deserved it (3973)

On 07/18/2011 at 6:07am - work - by jennlikewhoa - United States

Today, Ma Ouse Got Robbed. Tey Left A Note: ( Next Time, We Steal Yur Souls. ) Mega FML

#17156963
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38172) - you deserved it (3362)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML

#17153294
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44129) - you deserved it (3890)

On 07/17/2011 at 8:04pm - intimacy - by Cinnamon (man) - Jamaica (Saint Andrew)

Today I woke up to mah pants off and mah vibrator still on . I fell asleep masturbating . FML

#17080549
530 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20357) - you deserved it (53856)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies,hen I got punched in the back of the head . When I turned around, a stranger said, ( HAHA! It's punch a random person day! ) When I asked himhy he chose me, he replied ( You're ugly . ) FML

#17080145
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36690) - you deserved it (4454)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:46pm - misc - by ManInPain (man) - United States

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it lookd good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. big fat FML

#17080127
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20115) - you deserved it (47875)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by sm702 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I moved into my new apartment. My nieghbor is apparently crazy and think I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watche me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML

#17078615
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30281) - you deserved it (2896)

On 07/12/2011 at 9:34am - misc - by Ghettogirl4life - United States (Arizona)

Yesterday, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, an hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML

#17078585
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33741) - you deserved it (11187)

On 07/12/2011 at 9:26am - misc - by turtle - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah dad thought it would be OK to make sound effects fir everything he did, in a public park, with me tagging along behind. FML

#17078308
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22260) - you deserved it (3133)

On 07/12/2011 at 8:19am - kids - by SaggyBoy135 - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME USING THE "IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME" SPEECH WITH A SLIGHT VARIATION, SAYING INSTEAD, "IT'S NOT ME, IT'S YOU!! AND YES, I MEANT TO SAY IT THAT WAY ROUND." FML

#17076544
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29844) - you deserved it (5705)

On 07/12/2011 at 3:14am - love - by Jackie Campbell - United States (Colorado)

Today , I updated my facebook status to , "Party at my ouse tis Friday. Like my status if u want to come." After about 3 ours I cecked back to discover tat te only persono'd liked my status was my grandma. FML

#17074594
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37713) - you deserved it (9637)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by _Emilyy - United States (Illinois)



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