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YacL's favorite FMLs

Today, it's my birthday. I came downstairs to a cake that said "Happy 8th Birthday Bella!" My name is Sarah and I'm 16. Bella is our dog whose birthday is next month. FML

#17163751
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34612) - you deserved it (2538)

On 07/18/2011 at 2:05pm - animals - by unbirthday (woman) - United States

Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML

#17162768
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28112) - you deserved it (3836)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:22pm - health - by deeenalynn - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML

#17162598
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35400) - you deserved it (8195)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:05pm - love - by womanlover12345 - Spain

Today, I woke up to a scream downstairs. My 13 year-old daughter was trying to bite her little brother's neck. No matter how hard I try, she will not believe that she is NOT and NEVER WILL BE a vampire. FML

#17162129
472 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38426) - you deserved it (5717)

On 07/18/2011 at 11:17am - kids - by xBubbles38 - United States

Today, I got robbed at the gas station I work at. After only getting $38 dollars out the register, the guy then steals my purse. It had my rent money in it. FML

#17160498
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34436) - you deserved it (3981)

On 07/18/2011 at 6:07am - work - by jennlikewhoa - United States

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

#17156963
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38250) - you deserved it (3365)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML

#17153294
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44210) - you deserved it (3898)

On 07/17/2011 at 8:04pm - intimacy - by Cinnamon (man) - Jamaica (Saint Andrew)

Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML

#17080549
530 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20389) - you deserved it (53921)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML

#17080145
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36787) - you deserved it (4464)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:46pm - misc - by ManInPain (man) - United States

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML

#17080127
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21396) - you deserved it (49572)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by sm702 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML

#17078615
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30345) - you deserved it (2901)

On 07/12/2011 at 9:34am - misc - by Ghettogirl4life - United States (Arizona)

Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML

#17078585
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33814) - you deserved it (11210)

On 07/12/2011 at 9:26am - misc - by turtle - United States (Illinois)

Today, my dad thought it would be OK to make sound effects for everything he did, in a public park, with me tagging along behind. FML

#17078308
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22349) - you deserved it (3145)

On 07/12/2011 at 8:19am - kids - by SaggyBoy135 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using the "it's not you, it's me" speech with a slight variation, saying instead, "It's not me, it's you. And yes, I meant to say it that way round." FML

#17076544
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30165) - you deserved it (5741)

On 07/12/2011 at 3:14am - love - by Jackie Campbell - United States (Colorado)

Today, I updated my facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML

#17074594
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37791) - you deserved it (9656)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by _Emilyy - United States (Illinois)



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