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  • Town/Country : Sin Cityy, Nevada
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Today, I went to Starbucks to use the bathroom. After I knocked on the door, and turned the handle, this little old lady rips the door open and goes "I WAS TAKING A DUMP. YOU WANNA COME IN AND WIPE MY SHIT? DO YOU?!" and then continued to ask me the same question for five minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18530) - you deserved it (2435)

On 03/06/2010 at 9:38pm - misc - by bathroomblunder (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking, I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML

#8565371 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (17157) - you deserved it (4894)

On 02/22/2010 at 8:29pm - work - by Patrick (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got fired. To make things worse, I had to sit in three-hour bumper to bumper traffic, waiting for a wreck to clear on my way home. In front of me was a fat man with a hairy butt crack on a motorcycle. I was forced to stare at a fat, underwear-less man's ass for 3 hours. FML

#8395812 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (17611) - you deserved it (2326)

On 02/18/2010 at 12:31am - work - by buttcrack (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to be a stripper when she grew up, just like daddy's girlfriend. We're still married. FML

#8300891 (333)

I agree, your life sucks (29016) - you deserved it (2344)

On 02/15/2010 at 1:58pm - love - by ShayisPay101 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend and I were in my basement. I play both drums and guitar very well. My girlfriend bet me $50 that she could play better then me. I made the bet, but what I didn't know was that she had been taking both drum and guitar lessons since she was 5. I just lost $50. FML

#7732713 (152)

I agree, your life sucks (4517) - you deserved it (27661)

On 01/31/2010 at 1:54am - love - by unknown - Sent from mobile version

Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML

#7603599 (307)

I agree, your life sucks (28951) - you deserved it (2712)

On 01/27/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by evil - United States (South Carolina)

Today, while babysitting a six year old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his pants/undies and pointed to his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML

#7404915 (272)

I agree, your life sucks (27826) - you deserved it (2377)

On 01/17/2010 at 7:32pm - kids - by Michele (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my uncle died. It was also my grandpa's 85th birthday. His reaction to the death? "Best birthday gift ever!" FML

#7396511 (146)

I agree, your life sucks (22190) - you deserved it (1668)

On 01/17/2010 at 10:58am - misc - by poppet2010 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was telling my cousin about my boyfriend, who plays guitar and sings very well, has dark hair, and wears girl pants. After telling her these things, she's quiet for a moment before she looks at me and says, "So... You're dating a Jonas brother?" FML

#7380443 (162)

I agree, your life sucks (5794) - you deserved it (26917)

On 01/16/2010 at 4:05pm - misc - by kikinemo (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML

#7125944 (123)

I agree, your life sucks (21323) - you deserved it (2272)

On 01/03/2010 at 1:06pm - misc - by ohdear (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)

Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML

#7070203 (120)

I agree, your life sucks (5709) - you deserved it (13999)

On 01/01/2010 at 12:07am - intimacy - by meeranda - Sent from mobile version

Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of two years over the phone, I recieved a knock on my door. It was my now ex-girlfriend who came to seek revenge by shooting me in the balls with a paintball gun at about a three foot range. FML

#6994925 (299)

I agree, your life sucks (10666) - you deserved it (34548)

On 12/28/2009 at 3:41pm - love - by lovehurts (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my family and I are driving down to France and it's going to take 4 hours. If that wasn't bad enough, my mum decides that she is going to listen to the CD my sister bought her for Christmas on repeat for the whole journey. It's Lady Gaga. FML

#6953630 (321)

I agree, your life sucks (26230) - you deserved it (6408)

On 12/26/2009 at 6:42am - misc - by OhGodKillMeNow (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, as my dad was handing me my Christmas gift, he pats me on the shoulder and says, "These were mine, hope you enjoy them as much as I did." Thinking it was something special of his he wanted to hand down to me, I quickly unwrapped the box only to find old 70's porn. Merry Christmas? FML

#6945268 (71)

I agree, your life sucks (11696) - you deserved it (1852)

On 12/25/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year old son decided to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well played son. FML

#6937557 (132)

I agree, your life sucks (22660) - you deserved it (5107)

On 12/25/2009 at 11:15am - kids - by BathroomMuch (man) - United States (California)