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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 December 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 365
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About XxchristinasmhxX : Hi I'm Christina I'm in the 8th grade. Not athletic at all mostly into humanities such as physiology, Drama, writing, piano, sketching, sculpting, and all that good stuff. I don't smoke or drink and get pretty decent grades. I'm in drama club so yes I'm a drama geek :D I'm also in art club. Music is a big part of my life, some of my favorite bands are Alesana, sleeping with sirens, escape the fate, motionless in white,Hollywood undead, bring me the horizon, and falling in reverse etc. I hate followers fake and stuck up people so if your not in that category we'll get along great. I use the app so if you want contact me at my email Thanks for reading and have a nice day :-D.

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Today, a nereby volcano erupted for the second time. We were all urged to keep our windows and doors closed in case of ash clouds. My father responded by opening every window and door and shouting, "Come at me, bro!" FML


Today, and fir the last week, I've resorted to driving myself to the nearest corner store to take mah daily dump. I'm doing this because I recently moved in with mah boyfriend, and I'm afraid he'll be disgusted at how often I clog the toilet. FML


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On 06/21/2012 at 6:02am - health - by TheDumper (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I pulled a neck musclehile head-banging. I wasn't at a concert, and looool I'm not in a heavy metal band, but I do pretend that I amhile I'm in the shower. FML


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On 06/06/2012 at 2:21pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I admittd to parent that I have an eating disorder !! Instead of trying to help, mom stard at me and said, "Duh" !! FML


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On 05/28/2012 at 9:38pm - misc - by Hungrey - United States

Today, I was at te supermarket ceckout. I anded over ma items, wic included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. Te security guard standing beside te casier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; se's flowing from every ole!" FML


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On 05/14/2012 at 6:23pm - misc - by lafinesse (woman) -

Today, I went to a club with some friends. I orderd two drinks from the waitress and gave her a fifty. She never returnd with the change, and the rest of the staff claimd they didn't know who I was talking about. FML


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On 05/14/2012 at 5:46pm - money - by Jon (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

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