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About XxchristinasmhxX : Hi I'm Christina I'm in the 8th grade. Not athletic at all mostly into humanities such as physiology, Drama, writing, piano, sketching, sculpting, and all that good stuff. I don't smoke or drink and get pretty decent grades. I'm in drama club so yes I'm a drama geek :D I'm also in art club. Music is a big part of my life, some of my favorite bands are Alesana, sleeping with sirens, escape the fate, motionless in white,Hollywood undead, bring me the horizon, and falling in reverse etc. I hate followers fake and stuck up people so if your not in that category we'll get along great. I use the app so if you want contact me at my email Christina.Morris1847@gmail.com. Thanks for reading and have a nice day :-D.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, a nearby volcano erupted for the second time. We were all urged to keep our windows and doors closed in case of ash clouds. My father responded by opening every window and door and shouting, "Come at me, bro!" FML
Today, and for the last week, I've resorted to driving myself to the nearest corner store to take my daily dump. I'm doing this because I recently moved in with my boyfriend, and I'm afraid he'll be disgusted at how often I clog the toilet. FML
Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML
Today, I went to a club with some friends. I ordered two drinks from the waitress and gave her a fifty. She never returned with the change, and the rest of the staff claimed they didn't know who I was talking about. FML
Friday 22 May 2015