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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 June 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2887
  • Number of comments : 164
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 29 posted

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Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with tic tac. FML

#16129484
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44597) - you deserved it (3772)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML

#16099079
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27504) - you deserved it (3311)

On 05/08/2011 at 11:22pm - animals - by SMCHR (woman) - Ireland

Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML

#16097494
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24686) - you deserved it (2641)

On 05/08/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by jackpot - Venezuela

Today, I actually heard my 14 year old son muse to himself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Theft Auto, how hard could it be in real life?" FML

#15935332
358 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39369) - you deserved it (12238)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:20pm - kids - by nomorexbox - United States (Georgia)

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

#15922476
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49495) - you deserved it (5810)

On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML

#15867292
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29341) - you deserved it (11835)

On 04/20/2011 at 11:24pm - misc - by embarassed (woman) - United States

Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML

#15800511
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30158) - you deserved it (5978)

On 04/15/2011 at 10:04pm - work - by :| - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at 6am I was waiting for the tram to go home from my late night job. A homeless man came up to me and offered to buy me a beer because "guys like us have to stick together." FML

#15754863
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30301) - you deserved it (4510)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:02pm - misc - by ihaveahome (man) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML

#15719480
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37591) - you deserved it (4139)

On 04/10/2011 at 2:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

#15617038
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (112716) - you deserved it (7953)

On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved

Today, after a huge row with my best friend at school, I hid myself away in the bathroom and quietly sobbed to myself. A kid loudly busted into the stall next to me and took a minute-long shit that sounded like a hailstorm of bullets. The putrid stench made me retch and violently throw up everywhere. FML

#15580957
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34542) - you deserved it (6816)

On 03/31/2011 at 9:46pm - health - by Amy - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML

#15550416
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35453) - you deserved it (3580)

On 03/29/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was hanging out with the guy I like. All of a sudden, he pulls out a small vial of his blood to give to me, proving his undying love. Curious, I asked where he had gotten the blood. His answer? A razor blade. In his nose. FML

#15479009
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33420) - you deserved it (5278)

On 03/25/2011 at 4:50am - misc - by radicaloser - United States (Oregon)

Today, my mom banned me from watching The Simpsons and Family Guy because apparently, they're part of "the Devil's plan to corrupt God's children". FML

#15370334
371 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42656) - you deserved it (9606)

On 03/18/2011 at 5:40pm - misc - by Jonathan (man) - Denmark (Midtjyllen)

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

#15219004
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36870) - you deserved it (6557)

On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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