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Xx_JesssseJ_xX
  • Town/Country : Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 September 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 58
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About Xx_JesssseJ_xX : I like to get my daily dose of FML every night, before bed :)

The names Bond, James Bond. But you can call me Jess.

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Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

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On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My girlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retracted high-five. Then I panicked, cupped his fist and ran. FML

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