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Today, I told my boss I was bored of being a cashier and would rather go to food prep. He told me I couldn't because my arms were too hairy. I'm a sixteen year old girl. FML


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On 02/25/2009 at 2:15pm - work - by hairy (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML


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On 02/19/2009 at 7:17pm - health - by Noname (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was naked in bed. I was eating vanilla yogurt and it spilt. My dad walked in and then apologized that he had walked in on me while I was masturbating. FML


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On 01/16/2009 at 5:10pm - misc - by stellarshaun - United States (California)

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML


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On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)

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