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  • Town/Country : Gilbert, Az
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 August 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1342
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About XxSKELETOxX : I'm into video games, drumming, and Asking Alexandria!

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Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11374) - you deserved it (64573)

On 05/07/2011 at 11:29am - misc - by BCBUDDY - United States (Florida)

Today, having turned 18, I was eager to show my mother some of the clothes I'd like to purchase with my birthday money. I flipped my laptop open only to realise I had left a "Big Latina Booty gets a fat one" window open. Her howling screams of pleasure echoed through my kitchen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10588) - you deserved it (50452)

On 05/07/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by Anon (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I went on a date with a woman. She brought along her stuffed rabbit, and introduced us. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32884) - you deserved it (4071)

On 04/26/2011 at 8:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Israel



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