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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 June 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 356
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, in the spirit of Christmas, I let a spider live in my room. I normally kill them, because I'm scared of waking up with one on my face. I woke up with it on my face. FML


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