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About XxEmiMeowxX : Heyy!
As described by others, I'm a strange, shy, creepy, amusing, funny person..
But I'm really just a loner:)
Wow, nice introduction.
Short, but not so sweet, huh?
Well. Nice to meet you.
I listen to lots of music, not really just one genre or anything. I like hard rock, metal, screamo, indie, dubstep, electronic, stuff like that.
I always go to concerts, I'd be surprised if one week I didn't over the summer so if I don't reply quickly to messages, which I reply to all, now you probably know why.(:
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I received a signed vintage Beatles' album from my wife. Awesome right? It's the same album some jerk way over-bidded me for on eBay. That jerk was my wife, using my credit card. FML
Friday 29 August 2014