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About XxDevilxXGt : What is there to know about me? I like the show Burn Notice, Dexter( favorite), Walking Dead, Psych, and Supernatural. For music, I like Kid Cudi, Eminem, Techno, Ratatat(the best), and various others, like Dragonforce. I like basketball, I like being a Grammar Nazi, and.. people say I look like Bob Saget, though I don't see it.

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