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by Kay / 06/02/2013 at 3:00pm / India (Andhra Pradesh) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/03/2013 at 5:00pm / Germany / Love
Today, I was hitting on a cute girl on the bus. It was going well, and she gave me her name to add on Facebook. Since I didn't have the app, I opened Safari on my phone. It opened to my video from Pornhub I watched yesterday and started playing, on full volume, through the entire bus. FML
by acnecream / 05/03/2013 at 9:23am / Finland (Eastern Finland) / Transportation
by Who1s269 / 05/03/2013 at 8:13am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
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