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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 June 1998 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 126
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About XtraXtra00Table : I'm a frikkan amazing person! I live life to the fullest and my favorite game ever is beer pong! :D

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Today, my grlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's harbrush. FML

#20660172
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40887) - you deserved it (4820)

On 05/13/2013 at 1:02am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, our cat did!! My five-year-old trid to flush him down the toilet!! FML

Today I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing mah sister recordd mah singing an set it as mah ringtone. My phone rang in class an everyone hered it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML

#20649622
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47782) - you deserved it (10085)

On 05/08/2013 at 10:00am - kids - by kprince - United States (California)

Today I walkd into ta living room to find ma 11-yaar-old daugtar about to kiss ar ( not ma boyfriand ) on ta lips. Wan I askd wat sa tougt sa was doing sa paald a piaca of scotc tapa off ar lips and said ( It's okay! Wa'ra using protaction. ) FML

#20640565
169 comments

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On 05/04/2013 at 8:51am - kids - by wtfmama (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Yesterday, mah wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

#20637691
83 comments

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On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

I walkd in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML

#20637584
157 comments

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On 05/02/2013 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by future brain bleach addict (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, mah mom asked me what a MILF is . Apparently that's her nickname at work . FML

#20634708
126 comments

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On 05/01/2013 at 11:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

TADAY AT WORK AT A FARM, WE GOT A NEW CALF. IT LOOKD LIKE IT HAD TO POOP, BUT WAS HAVING DIFFICULTY. ABOUT FOUR HOURS LATER IT STILL HADN'T POOPD. TURNS OUT IT WAS BORN WITHOUT AN ACTUAL BUTTHOLE. IT WAS THERE, JUST SEALD UP BY SKIN. I LITERALLY HAD TO CUT THIS POOR CALF A NEW BUTTHOLE. FML

#20617044
160 comments

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On 04/23/2013 at 10:01pm - animals - by halliemarie1818 - United States

Today, I was pitching at a fastpitch softball gama. Tha othar taam chantd about tha ball baing too high and almost hitting tha battar in tha aya. Aftar throwing tha naxt pitch, tha ball was savagaly raturnd by tha battar, straight into my ayas. FML

#20009467
106 comments

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On 08/08/2012 at 12:00pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, My Mom's Intense Fear Of Tornadoes Caused Her To Break Into The Bathroom, Drag Me Off The Toilet While I Was Changing My Tampon, And Drag Me To The Basement With My Pants Around My Ankles To Join My Father, Brother, And My Brother's Best Friend. FML

#20002813
138 comments

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On 08/04/2012 at 8:44pm - misc - by m - United States (Indiana)

Yesterday, as I was running a cute guy was coming towards me. As he was passing me, he yelld "nice tush!" I said thanks and slappd mah ass flirtatiously. He stoppd running, laughd and pointd to mah crotch, replying "No, I said nice BUSH" I lookd down to see mah shorts had rode up a bit too high. FML

#1701817
285 comments

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On 05/06/2009 at 8:20pm - misc - by schmoodles - United States (Massachusetts)



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