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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 October 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1187
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Xkwizit : hi im riyam :)
i (L) music; hiphop/rap/&rnb & graffiti & sushi.
i love FML. i've had many FML moments. :X

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Today, I was having really bad diarrhea. I sat down on the toilet and heard a plop, thinking it was just me going to the bathroom. After I was finished, I look in the toilet to see my iPhone sitting in a pool of diarrhea. FML


I agree, your life sucks (62681) - you deserved it (23472)

On 07/25/2009 at 1:14pm - money - by Pottymouth (man) - United States

Today, for our one year anniversary, my boyfriend decided to make me a patchwork blanket. The thing is, the patches were stains from bedsheets from where the 'wet spot' was. He thought it was romantic. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53157) - you deserved it (5838)

On 07/22/2009 at 7:35pm - love - by OneYearMistake. (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I called the number a guy had given me at a bar last night. I got the Soulja Boy Hotline. Now every few hours I get messages on my phone like 'Good morning! Jump on up and get yo swag on, this is Soulja Boy!' and I can't seem to get it to stop. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52368) - you deserved it (8169)

On 05/31/2009 at 10:05pm - love - by rain (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML


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On 03/18/2009 at 4:37pm - intimacy - by Opplyst11 - United States (Georgia)

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