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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 October 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1330
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Xkwizit : hi im riyam :)
i (L) music; hiphop/rap/&rnb & graffiti & sushi.
i love FML. i've had many FML moments. :X

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Xkwizit's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having really bad diarrhea. I sat down on the toilet and heard a plop, thinking it was just me going to the bathroom. After I was finished, I look in the toilet to see my iPhone sitting in a pool of diarrhea. FML

by Pottymouth / 07/25/2009 at 1:14pm / United States / Money

Today, for our one year anniversary, my boyfriend decided to make me a patchwork blanket. The thing is, the patches were stains from bedsheets from where the 'wet spot' was. He thought it was romantic. FML

by OneYearMistake. / 07/22/2009 at 7:35pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Love

Today, I called the number a guy had given me at a bar last night. I got the Soulja Boy Hotline. Now every few hours I get messages on my phone like 'Good morning! Jump on up and get yo swag on, this is Soulja Boy!' and I can't seem to get it to stop. FML

by rain / 05/31/2009 at 10:05pm / United States (West Virginia) / Love

Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML

by Opplyst11 / 03/18/2009 at 4:37pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy