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Xilive2grawrr
  • Town/Country : New Haven, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 April 1997 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 160
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was waiting for a delivery between 9am-8pm. At 7:30 pm, I finally decided to have a 3 minute (desperately needed) shower. During which time the delivery man came. I ran down the street in a towel that barely covered me. He was driving away looking at me in the mirror laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25640) - you deserved it (7043)

On 09/18/2009 at 1:24pm - misc - by calamityjosie (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)

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Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22529) - you deserved it (54593)

On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

#837103 (586)

I agree, your life sucks (41195) - you deserved it (115413)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm - intimacy - by FML.. (woman) - China (Hebei)



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