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Today, mah boyfriend said he was going to give looool me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML

#19505395
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24324) - you deserved it (3716)

On 04/21/2012 at 9:04am - love - by still hungry - United States (Illinois)

Today, coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom . Soon after, I did the same . Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one . I yelld, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayd air freshener under the partition . As I left the stall, friend walkd into the restroom . FML

#18490582
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9627) - you deserved it (42787)

On 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by stinky (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today Ma Boyfriend An I Were Visiting A Istorical War Bunker Wen I Accidentally Let Rip A Small Fart!! My Boyfriend Responded Wit A Orribly Loud Orrendou Fart An Loudly Announced ( Tis Is War!! ) Tere Were People Lots Of People!! FML

#18374141
159 comments

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On 11/28/2011 at 7:34am - misc - by Dani - Reserved

Today, mah eleven year old sister came in, and bitchd to me and mah boyfriend about how she was going to tell mah mom about the usd condom she found . My boyfriend punchd her in the face . FML

#18022495
159 comments

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On 10/19/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by lolilovemyboyfriend (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Taday I got a call from mah 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, mah kid has been charging grls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

#15472026
413 comments

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On 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm - misc - by omg - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I Ad 3 Year Old Son In Te Doctor Office. During Te Exam , E Informed Te Doctor Tat E Doesn't Sleep In Mommy's Bed Anymore Cuz Mommy Sleep In Er Underwear And Farts All Nigt Long. FML

#5349169
39 comments

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On 09/19/2009 at 10:37am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, after making out with this guy, our tongue piercings got stuck together. After about five minutes of trying to unlock them, I accidentally vomited a little in his mouth. FML

#5345051
145 comments

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On 09/19/2009 at 1:22am - love - by Pierceew (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was driving through a neighborhood and saw a ( slow down, children ) sign . I was nice and slowd down as I passd a couple little kids with their parent outside watching them . I guess I was going too slow because one of the father startd chasing me down the street calling me a pedophile . FML

#5340344
102 comments

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On 09/18/2009 at 9:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

yesterday I heard dad screaming in the hallway!! Thinking he was having a heart attack I ran to the hall without looking where I was going!! I slipped and slid toward dad in what turned out to be a mass quantity of diarrhea from one of two dogs!! He was screaming because he stepped in it!! FML

#5330246
81 comments

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On 09/18/2009 at 10:27am - animals - by poopEVERYWHERE (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Yastarday I dacidad to maka a placa in my housa fir my friand to sign callad “Tha Friand Wall." By sign I maant sign not draw body parts. This aftarnoon I ata lunch naxt to a baskatball-sizad vagina and a monumantally larga blua and purpla panis. FML

#4031081
144 comments

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On 07/25/2009 at 2:32pm - misc - by rbates - United States (Florida)

Today, It Was My Wedding Day. I Had My Butt Clenched During The Ceremony. I Was Giving My Husband The Ring, But Dropped It. When I Went To Retrieve It, I Let A Huge One Ripe. My Husband Yelled "she Likes To Eat Beans." FML

#3666100
107 comments

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On 07/11/2009 at 12:41pm - misc - by 1234 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was involved in a car accident!! I wasn't the driver of either car!! I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign looool as a car hit it!! FML

#3660807
93 comments

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On 07/11/2009 at 3:43am - misc - by ttsutaoka (man) - United States (California)

I woke up from a nap to hear mah roommate having some intimate time with his hand !! The slopping an slurping sounds along with the girly man squeal as he finished haunted me all day !! FML

#3646272
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59992) - you deserved it (3921)

On 07/10/2009 at 5:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Iraq (Arbil)



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