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by Malpal / 01/23/2009 at 6:03am / United States (Michigan) / Love
- 1Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They… 2Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 3Today, my flatmate came home from a date with the same guy that I have been in love with since high…
- Today, after shaking my boss's hand, I noticed that he had a piece of toilet paper stuck to one of… Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was…