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  • Birth Date : Monday 10 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 665
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my 3 year old nephew was sitting on my knee at the computer. He was annoying me as he kept on pressing all the buttons. To scare him off I did a creepy voice in his ear that makes him cry. He turned round and broke my nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14354) - you deserved it (76807)

On 05/06/2009 at 1:04pm - misc - by ElamentalAngel - United Kingdom

Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8180) - you deserved it (24013)

On 01/23/2009 at 6:03am - love - by Malpal - United States (Michigan)



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