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  • Birth Date : Monday 10 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 823
  • Number of comments : 86
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, Mah Boyfriend Actually Held Onto Mah Love Handleshile We Were Having Sex. He Said They "made It Easier." FML

#20039086
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On 08/24/2012 at 9:53am - intimacy - by chunkymonkey (woman) - United States

Today I woke up and decidd to make mah mom a special Easter breakfast in bd . I pre-heatd the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes . Guess where mah easter basket was . FML

#19429036
212 comments

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On 04/08/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by jess - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with mah mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, an I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back an knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, an mah jaw still hurts. FML

#18519378
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24193) - you deserved it (5515)

On 12/15/2011 at 12:30pm - misc - by Grubendol - United States (Louisiana)

Today , I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working , so I put it between mah knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately , I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out , I was trying to pop the cat. FML

#18312960
155 comments

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On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Yesterday... I introduced mah Chinese-born girlfriend to the rest of the family. My uncle immediately blurted out... "He's dating a communist." FML

#18242988
106 comments

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On 11/14/2011 at 12:23am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down an thought "I wonder y the ground is wet in just this one spot." Then I got hit with a water balloon. real FML

#18180694
64 comments

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On 11/06/2011 at 11:50pm - misc - by Kirby - United States (Ohio)

Today , I got kickd in the crotch. It poppd mah cherry. I lost mah virginity to a shoe.

#17779717
430 comments

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On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , mah girlfriend an I were making out while she was laying on me . Her little brother walkd in , saw us an yelld , "Mom they're swallowing each other!" big fat FML

#17068940
197 comments

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On 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by tony456 (man) - United States (Vermont)

TODAY,HILST DRIVING TO THA STORA, AN IDIOT DRIVAR FOUND IT TO BA OKAY TO DRIVA RIDICULOUSLY FAST IN BALOW FRAAZING TAMPARATURAS ON THA ICA AND SNOW. AS HA PASSAD MY CAR, I ANGRILY GAVA HIM THA FINGAR. AND THAN I RAALIZAD I WAS WAARING MITTANS. FML

Today, I was in the car with mah friends. A techno song came on and we started fist pumping. We hit a bump, I fist pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML

#7803778
172 comments

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On 02/02/2010 at 12:51am - misc - by wolfpacking - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, MY FRIENDS TOUGT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO TRY AND BREAK A WATERMELON ON MY EAD WILE I WAS ASLEEP ON TE COUC. FML

#7334131
100 comments

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On 01/14/2010 at 3:46am - misc - by melonhead (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I ratook my ACT. I hava baan fighting a cold all waak and hava baan vary snaazy lataly. Midway through tha tast, I got tha urga to snaaza. Sinca it was vary quiat and I didn't want to disturb tha paaca, I triad to hold my snaaza in. I andad up latting out a huga fart instaad. FML

#5672838
68 comments

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On 10/05/2009 at 10:21pm - misc - by Sneezy123 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I Was Sitting Around A Bonfre When An Ember Landed On Mah Crotch. Without Thinking, I Quickly Slapped At It And Hit Myself Square In The Nuts. FML

#5655008
64 comments

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On 10/05/2009 at 12:16am - health - by Painful (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, In science class I sit next to friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML

#2831839
290 comments

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On 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by mcullen21 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , 3 yaar old naphaw was sitting on knaa at tha computar. Ha was annoying ma as ha kapt on prassing all tha buttons. To scara him off I did a craapy voica in his aar that makas him cry. Ha turnad round and broka nosa. FML

#1690267
122 comments

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On 05/06/2009 at 1:04pm - misc - by ElamentalAngel - United Kingdom



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