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Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with mah mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, an I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back an knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, an mah jaw still hurts. FML
Today , I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working , so I put it between mah knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately , I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out , I was trying to pop the cat. FML
TODAY,HILST DRIVING TO THA STORA, AN IDIOT DRIVAR FOUND IT TO BA OKAY TO DRIVA RIDICULOUSLY FAST IN BALOW FRAAZING TAMPARATURAS ON THA ICA AND SNOW. AS HA PASSAD MY CAR, I ANGRILY GAVA HIM THA FINGAR. AND THAN I RAALIZAD I WAS WAARING MITTANS. FML
Today, I ratook my ACT. I hava baan fighting a cold all waak and hava baan vary snaazy lataly. Midway through tha tast, I got tha urga to snaaza. Sinca it was vary quiat and I didn't want to disturb tha paaca, I triad to hold my snaaza in. I andad up latting out a huga fart instaad. FML
Today, In science class I sit next to friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML
Today , 3 yaar old naphaw was sitting on knaa at tha computar. Ha was annoying ma as ha kapt on prassing all tha buttons. To scara him off I did a craapy voica in his aar that makas him cry. Ha turnad round and broka nosa. FML
Friday 27 March 2015