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Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML
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On 10/18/2009 at 12:06am - work - by booste (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
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On 10/16/2009 at 12:30pm - misc - by Sbfreak510 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I noticed a dent in the passenger door of my car. At first I blamed it on the door of another car. Then I remembered that my last passenger hadn't shut the door all the way, and I insisted on "showing him how it's done" by hip-checking the door shut. The dent perfectly fits my butt. FML
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On 10/15/2009 at 1:41pm - misc - by onei8785 (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my daughter couldn't sleep because her pillow "felt like a rock". I asked if she wanted to use mine and she said no. She then rested her head on my stomach and promptly fell asleep. When she woke up, she told me my fat made the best pillow ever. FML
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On 10/15/2009 at 1:26pm - kids - by dessaye (man) - Singapore
Today, my daughter couldn't sleep because her pillow "felt like a rock". I asked if she wanted to use mine and she said no. She then rested her head on my stomach and promptly fell asleep. When she woke up, she told me my fat made the best pillow ever. FML
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On 10/15/2009 at 1:26pm - kids - by dessaye (man) - Singapore
Today, at work, my stomach hurt and I passed gas for relief. Moments later, I discovered that my loose, silent "fart" was actually a wet, sneaky shart. The mess was beyond repair; I had to fake a family emergency and crept out of the office so that my coworkers wouldn't see my obvious crap stain. FML
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On 10/12/2009 at 2:10pm - health - by Few_Absolutes (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I went in my room to play my guitar. I found my Les Paul on the floor with all the strings missing. I later found out my grandma cut them off because I was playing "Devil's Music." FML
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On 10/11/2009 at 1:21pm - misc - by cbarebo (man) - United States (West Virginia)
Today, my wife got the flu. While she was sleeping, I went out to buy her some soup and other things. When I was walking back through the door, she woke up, thought I was a burglar, and threw the closest thing to her at me. What was it? A cactus. FML
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On 10/11/2009 at 12:48pm - misc - by prickly (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML
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On 10/11/2009 at 11:42am - misc - by oxjessiiox (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)
Today, I am in a very long line at the supermarket, gazing about in complete boredom when I spot a lady cradling what appears to be a cute newborn baby. Being enamored of all babies, I get off the line, go over and say "Oh, what a cute little baby!" The lady was holding a coconut. FML
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On 10/10/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by BEE (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night. I decided to wear my sexiest outfit for him so I put on my kinky nurse outfit and drove over to his house. I let myself in his front door, to which I found 40 of my closest friends staring at me for my surprise birthday party. FML
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On 10/10/2009 at 6:22pm - intimacy - by perfectmoment - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I had to chase my dog all the way down the street, watching in horror as she proudly showed all of my neighbors my bra. FML
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On 10/10/2009 at 5:53pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was at a bar and very drunk. I went to the urinal and when I was done I went to zip up when I realized I never unzipped. FML
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On 10/10/2009 at 4:45pm - misc - by loser - Sent from mobile version
Today, we were doing stretches in dance class where you are on your hands and doing the splits in the air while your partner helps hold you and stretch your legs further. Right as I lift my left leg up, I farted hugely right in my partner's face. I couldn't make eye contact for the rest of class. FML
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On 10/08/2009 at 1:05am - misc - by belle_arina (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was babysitting my niece when we decided to play hide and seek. I went in the shed, and waited. After waiting a while, I went to go back inside to see what was happening. I saw my niece had locked all the doors and was eating cookies on the kitchen bench. FML
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On 10/07/2009 at 6:42am - kids - by vbscb (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
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