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  • Birth Date : Friday 19 April 1985 (29 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5805
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today I want ovar to my boyfriand's apartmant and I smallad a daliciou aroma as I walkad in so I askad him what ha was cooking . His rasponsa was "I'm not looool cooking anything . I just fartad." maga FML

#6472214
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30264) - you deserved it (8081)

On 11/27/2009 at 12:10am - misc - by fartlover (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... my 6 year old daughter asked me if the tooth fairy was real. I said yes... and she said she wanted to try to catch her. Later... she pulled out looool a tooth and putted it under her pillow. I cummed in to take out the tooth and replace it with money. There were mouse traps behind her pillow. FML

#6281731
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31188) - you deserved it (8489)

On 11/12/2009 at 11:19pm - kids - by snapped (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was driving mah child to school when the car let out a huge bang. It shuddered to a halt. My son started laughing. I asked him what was funny but he wouldn't tell me. The car wouldn't start. I called RACV and they told me the problem. My son had rolled 9 golf balls into the exhaust pipe. mega FML

#6095339
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33395) - you deserved it (3548)

On 11/01/2009 at 1:44am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today it was Halloween and I was giving candy to kids. When a group of kidsho lookd like they were around 4 years old came up to me and said "Hey mister do u have one of those things that make it look like u r fat under yur shirt?" I didn't have one of those but I lid and said "Yes." FML

#6089311
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25963) - you deserved it (5957)

On 10/31/2009 at 7:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I wore my kilt to the university I attend. Getting tired of the stareshich I was recieving, I yelled "It's cause its too big to fit in my pants". As soon as the words left my mouth, a gust of wind cummed and blew my kilt up around my waist, revealing that my previous claim was untrue. FML

#6053376
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9703) - you deserved it (50685)

On 10/29/2009 at 10:31am - misc - by TrueScotsman (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today , it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the frst time my wife an I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me an it was love at frst sight. I lookd to my right as she stormd off an then realizd I had told a story about my ex-grlfriendho was sitting in the crowd. FML

#6042161
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9051) - you deserved it (83366)

On 10/28/2009 at 5:22pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got on my computer and saw my little broter ad left is myspace page up wit a message between im and is friend. Tey were talking about a plan to basically umiliate me in any way possible. It was called "Operation: Fat Cow." real FML

#6029575
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30316) - you deserved it (4229)

On 10/27/2009 at 8:29pm - misc - by ilovemybrother (woman) - United States

Today , I was walking in the parkhen I was hit on the shin by a red ball!! I was confused , until it was followed by an enormous German Shepherd dog going at top speed!! FML

#6005928
63 comments

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On 10/26/2009 at 12:24pm - health - by Lizofsmeg (woman) - United Kingdom (Brent)

Today , I witnessd a homeles man fall off of his bike and land face frst onto the pavement. Bleeding and shivering in the 40 degree weather , I gave him the coat off of back. He got up lyk nothing happend and sprintd away with it. Oh yeah , wallet was in the inside pocket. FML

#6005073
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22613) - you deserved it (30320)

On 10/26/2009 at 10:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today,hile at the store , mah fly became undone. It doesn't seem that bad unless an old lady comes to "zip it up for you." FML

#5991495
55 comments

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On 10/25/2009 at 2:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today...hile shopping for some banana at mah local grocery store... an old woman came up to me an started rubbing mah stomach. She simply askedhen I was due. I am a 43 year old man with a beer belly. FML

#5978415
123 comments

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On 10/24/2009 at 6:24pm - misc - by fmlifetime (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was having a nice moment with mah granddaughter as she was being affectionate by stroking mah face. We were both quite content, until she said, ( Aw, Grandma, yur skin looool feels just like a crocodile. ) FML

#5977481
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30274) - you deserved it (3055)

On 10/24/2009 at 5:14pm - kids - by Granny (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged an whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML

#5971935
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40441) - you deserved it (6020)

On 10/24/2009 at 9:14am - love - by Oops (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I was sitting in mah bed drinking Yoohoo from a juice box. I decided it would be fun to see how much I could fit in mah mouth. As soon as mah mouth was full, I sneezed. FML

#5948720
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9148) - you deserved it (37669)

On 10/22/2009 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I went to drop te garbage in te compactor as I left to do some sopping. I quickly puttd ma andbag down on te side , trew te 'garbage' in te macine , watcd it do its ting , and ten turnd round to find... te bag of garbage on te side. FML

#5944121
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11416) - you deserved it (29141)

On 10/22/2009 at 1:20pm - misc - by Typrokka (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)



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